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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Oh I'm SORRY is this communist NORTH KOREA where only certain facial hair is allowed? Some of us still believe in the FREEDOM to inhale whatever we feel like. You know who also had acceptable facial hair for respirators? HITLER.

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Actually the Hitler stash is a-ok

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

wet noodle not allowed... unbelievable.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

The fact that they have a bunch of goatees that would definitely break the seal, but not weird long mustaches that could just be gently tucked into a mask, is funny

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Walrus is what haters who can't grow one call the Selleck.

[–] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

While I understand this, I find it very hard to not have stubble. The amount of shaving that would require….

I try to keep it very short though

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

josus-stalin good to go ✅

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

A chart of the 35 genders

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Cowards not putting the Toothbrush mustache

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

I mean, there's a reason for this, and it's backed up by research ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

I'd rather die of inhaling whatever toxic cloud than have a soul patch.

[–] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[–] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Hulihee Du Bois

[–] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] landlords_morghulis@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Literally 2084

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Frank Zappa and the Mustache of Prevention

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

I was actually considering trying to become a fireman before learning you had to be clean shaven.

I look like shit clean shaven, it would totally override the sex appeal of me being a fireman.

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago
[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don't like facial hair but if clean shaven wasn't an option I'd have a gay little pencil mustache.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

Gasmasks are the reason shitler adopted his toothbrush moustache, thusly ruining it generations to come

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Beard life. Whenever I get to SCUBA dive, I have to goop my mustache all up with Vaseline so the mask will seal.