this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
751 points (99.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

35322 readers
6414 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Ugh, I hate Xmas. I truly despise the day.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A few years ago my local Home Depot was clearancing out Haloween stuff to make room for Christmas stuff the last week of September.

I also used to work for a large destination outdoors retail chain. They held their big sales events at the same time nationwide whether or not it made sense regionally. I was in Texas, and we had a big flannel sales event for the clothing department in August when it was 110 degrees outside.

I ran the marine electronics department, and in 2018 they sent me 3 dozen ice augers for a sale. When I bitched to corporate they said Texas people vacation up North, and didn't answer when I asked how many people they'd seen pack a 30-pound gas motor and 3-ft drill bit in their carry-on.

[–] achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TBF, most Texans I know, especially those that live in rural areas far from airports, just drive to their vacation destinations. Many of them have Ford F350s, basically houses on wheels. The only time they fly anywhere is usually to a beach resort where they can’t take their massive trucks.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah - I sold zero augers, and ended up calling a location in Minnesota land they were sold out, so we transferred them along with some rifles some of their customers had ordered from our used gun department that had to go through their store for the background check.

[–] achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was honestly surprised to see a Texas store selling ice augers. Especially when you have to explicitly differentiate the type of skiing you do when you bring that up in casual conversation. Skiing in Texas, for example, mainly involves boats…

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

We don't have any F-350s in my household....

We have 2 F-150s, a Nissan NV200 Cargo van, an RV built off an E-450, and a Ford C-Max plug in hybrid.

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unrelated, but does anyone know what this disapproving guy is from?

I'm wondering about the source context. I assume he is just an actor from a show, but he's not familiar to me outside of this kind of meme usage.

[–] ehxor@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] potoo22@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow, imagine being disappointed by your team and the internet decides to immortalize your disappointment.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

It looks like the took it in stride though

[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Omg I forgot KYM existed.

Thank you

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me yesterday. I really hate Christmas more and more every year

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 hours ago

She is defrosting

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

No but why is this? Why do you have like 2 weeks to buy halloween decor, then the 2 weeks leading up to halloween its all christmas

[–] radio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

Christmas is bigger money. If your shop sold 2X the dollars on the first day of Christmas sales vs all of Halloween then you'd probably be moving it up the calendar too.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

That's what the magic numbers say makes more monies.

Gotta shop at the unholy land, Spirit Halloween.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Why on earth do you think you only have two weeks?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

idk, why do they start selling Hot Cross Buns on Boxing Day?

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 13 points 1 day ago

We have tons of halloween stuff in Italy even if it's not in our tradition. Halloween here in Italy pretty much exists just to make big corpos happy

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You got start that shopping months in advance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhE0Crz1Ig

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Nothing some fire can't solve!

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This was me on oct 1

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

… It is three days before Halloween….

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And? It's not halloween yet, and even so, we still have a month before Thanksgiving.

But I guess just fuck the people too busy to decorate for Halloween at the start of September.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip -2 points 1 day ago

Or just order it online..

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

exactly. prime time for putting up decorations