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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 188 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Giving your 83 AI babies government jobs = blatant nepotism

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 76 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Child labor laws in Albania do not apply to AI I guess.

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[–] rbesfe@lemmy.ca 136 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Albanian sperm so strong it can get computer pregnant 💪 💪 💪 🇦🇱 🇦🇱 🇦🇱

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Unironically, Albania's flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now the question is, who fucked the computer?

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 117 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Holy shit I would have a hard time announcing that with a straight face.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Especially because you know someone’s gonna ask who impregnated her…

[–] Tja@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

The Holy Spirit ™

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Sam Altman and Peter Thiel probably paid good money for that...

Or just some politician is suffering from heavy AI psychosis...

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, this one appears to be legit. Wonderful.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What in the fuck does this even mean?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago

My guess: they bought/implemented an ChatGPT subscription or AI agentic system for the party members, and they have a super weird way of announcing it... maybe to make it understandable to very non-technical people?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago

Dumb people believe everything they read on the internet.

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[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It was me. I fucked Diella. The children are mine.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

Ia! Fhtagn! Ia! Cthulhu! Ia! Nyalarthotep!

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

you absolute sentient loom.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Stupidest dystopian timeline ever

[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One minute ago I was mourning and feeling lost about the world. I open Lemmy and: 83 AI kids. This has been the entire last year: bouncing between feeling lost in life and feeling baffled by the stupidity of life. Our government AI minister is pregnant with 83 kids.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 7 points 2 months ago

Also, our minister is a LLM!

[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So she is having octogintatriplets, says le chat

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That is a magnificent term. ChatGPT tells me bee queens lay 2000 eggs a day, or duomilluplets.

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[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Le chat is French for "the cat"!

The more you knowwwwwww

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 34 points 2 months ago

Damn, Albania is really on the forefront of AI research nowadays, aren’t they?

Apparently they figured out how to have sex with an AI girlfriend.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So, is the leadership fucking stupid, or do they expect their voters to be fucking stupid?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Albania was basically like North Korea until 91. The current leadership were born into an isolationist state.

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The world is so fucked I can't even tell if this is satire at this point, regardless of itlf it's posted here.

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[–] Luky_Se7en@feddit.it 21 points 2 months ago

First 5th world country 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱

It was already weird, stop making it weirder

[–] vane@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KelvarCherry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Can we talk about the second half where the guy's proclaiming the benefit that when legislators miss sessions, the AI can tell them what they missed, and how they should respond??? Sounds wonderful. Let's have our legislators getting orders from miss Edi Rama's 83 slop-goblins.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

someone translate it. i read it three times and I'm not sure I can understand it

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My Interpretation is that they made ai assistants for each government official and then somehow got the weird idea to announce it like the woman who is the ai minister is giving birth to her ai children.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

And the funny thing about the AI minister is that she is an AI.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh... I somehow assumed the ai minister of a country would be a minister for ai instead of a llm with legislative powers 🫠 fuck this reality

At least it makes the ai children comment less weird i guess

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Executive, not legislative powers.

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My guesses:

  • A LLM is roleplaying as a pregnant minister.
  • A woman is "AI" minister and she's pregnant, theres a typo and the government is publicly admitting corruption through nepotism.
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A LLM is "working" as a minister. The government prenteds this pretend person to be the lifegiver of 83 others.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bruh. No words. I was sarcastic.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

I can't believe I am saying this, but I would have preferred it presented as corporate "increasing productivity" speech

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know how to insert gifs on Lemmy, but I feel this ones appropriate for the What the fuck gif.

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