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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago

"Don't test for Covid, it will only make our numbers increase!" -Donald Trump, 2020.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 23 hours ago

Imagine falling for this boomer rage bait when half the details are obviously and clearly censored.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I had to check the community to verify I accidentally opened c/fakeconservativememes.

It was a relief when I realized this wasn't c/Lemmy Shitpost.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Schools removing books as teenagers cannot read them.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't really get it. Snopes says "mostly false", but then confirms that the UK made a recommendation to replace analog clock for digital ones because "some students had trouble estimating the remaining time".

While OOP is a shortcut/overgeneralization, it doesn't sound "mostly false" to me.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It could be to deal with learning disabilities not the average kid which makes it mostly false.

Also a recommendation doesn’t mean it happened.

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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 6 points 1 day ago

Some ppl who just badly want to be angry.

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 61 points 1 day ago (29 children)

I feel like I'm going insane reading these comments about how difficult it is to read analog clocks, how it needs too much understanding of maths, how it takes too long,...

Can someone please confirm: you just look, for a fraction of a second, at the clock face and know the time, right?

Learning to read the clock was like... A couple of lessons and some homework in the 2nd grade, and everyone got it.

[–] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Understanding the concept is fast. Getting good at sight-reading a clock face actually takes time to get familiar with it. If you only ever really see the clock in school, and You can choose to ignore it for phones or other digital clocks, you're never gonna get good enough at it that you'll be as fast as checking a phone.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am in the transition age range of people who have trouble reading analog clocks and I must admit I had trouble with it until I started wearing a watch as an accessory as a teenager. The issue isn't that it's hard, it's just something that you need practice at to do quickly and a lot of young people just don't look at analog clocks to tell time very often. It's not a matter of being stupid or not being taught how to do it, it's like mental "muscle memory" that just isn't built up in a world where digital clocks are everywhere, including in your pocket 24/7

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[–] Jyrdano@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

I can confirm. You are not insane.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

I feel like I'm going insane reading these comments about how difficult it is to read analog clocks,

Some of these comments are made by lazy idiots arguing that there is nothing wrong with being lazy idiot.

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[–] toppy@lemy.lol 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Next schools will start removing textbooks because students cannot read. They will replace with audio books.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

People reading this comment might think it's absurd. But sadly it is more than likely true and will happen soon. Why burden students with the hard work of learning - you might hurt their feelings

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

Father, I cannot click the book!

[–] Juice@midwest.social 1 points 21 hours ago

No time for learning, only tests

[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Every year I taught for the past 30 years I have heard this but I will say that every year I had to go over how to read a clock at the beginning of the year and every time a kid would ask me what time it is I would point at the clock and ask them what time they think it is? At least they left the class knowing how to read a clock even though they were shit at writing essays.

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[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 121 points 2 days ago (111 children)

First: Some UK teachers exchanged the analogue with digital clocks. This was only to reduce interruptions by some students (during a specific kind of UK exams), who had trouble determining the remaining time in the heat of the exam battle.

Secondly: The use of analogue clocks is taught at UK schools. What's missing is the practice that former generations of pupils had. No more wristwatches, public clocks all but gone, and (what I am nostalgically missing from my youth) no more peeking onto parked car's dashboards to read the analogue clock there. Times have changed, and this specific partially lost ability is not the schools' fault. (Not to say that other things aren't...)

Can we please bury that stupid old meme, as it has been based on some inaccurate buzz and largely giving a completely inaccurate impression of the topic from the start...

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[–] pir8t0x@ani.social 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Teenagers not being able to tell the time from analogue clocks is CRAZY (saying this as a teenager myself)

[–] FridaySteve@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

They can't use a slide rule either. What are they teaching in these schools??

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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If the yung-uns have no drive to turn back time and actually use and develop their brains, because my gen isn't going to rescue them and the boomers have also fallen into the internet trap. It's on them to save themselves, really.

If these trends keep going the way they are then idiocracy becomes reality.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 day ago

Idiocracy won't happen.

The smart people aren't going to prepare a solution. And the planet will probably cook before then anyway.

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