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[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's level, not flat. Measuring flat-ness is a whole different complexity and ball game.

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

You mean a whole different disc game.

[–] LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

Yep, we use laser trackers at work to define flatness. I'm sure that much isn't required, but it's down to .003in, so pretty flat and it's fast. But that's a literal laser instrument designed to do such things and costs 250k. I guess you could with a faro arm or romer arm, but again, those are still 10s of thousands of dollars. CMM? Those can get reeeaaallly pricy

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago

Some ancient Greek nerd calculating the earth's circumference by measuring shadows: Am I a joke to you?

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's flat all across the globe

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago
[–] credo@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And level! It must be at the center.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No, you are at the top. If you were at the center you wouldn't need a level to tell you.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Great illustration of the issue underlying flat-earthism. 👍

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You actually proved the exact opposite.

That dry, dusty ground proves that water can't always find the level.

Find the level. Yeah, I'll show myself out.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

The haversine formula is more accurate than a straight line in measuring distances around the size of cities or zip codes. Geodesics are even more accurate because they take into account the stretching around the equator, both require curved earths to calculate more accurate distances than flat calculations. But obviously math, especially addition, is a conspiracy to cover the truth of the Time Cube™. /s

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Can it find my level? I lost it 🥺

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If water finds it's level, why is the bubble finding the level? Open your eyes!

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

I think you'll find that it's a bubble on this case. Big bubble is selling the round earth theory to sell you more bubble levels to find flat locations.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

OP found a manifold, and stampeded straight towards the wrong large-scale interpretation.
Like an Earth-measuring version of charly kirk on the gun issue, and look at him now, where that got him.