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[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I don't know what it's saying but I completely understand

[–] Bubs@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago

Translated on my phone:

Mmm, who brought me this tasty hay... munch munch munch

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Deutsches Wort in Schrift entdeckt. Diese Kommentarsektion ist jetzt Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. 🇩🇪

[–] temmink@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

Grüße an meine Omi

[–] skorgon@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Und warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh?

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Und warum hast du ne Maske auf?

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Omnjomnjom...[mund voll]... Egal,... ähh wie war das nochmal?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

WHY THE HECK YOU OFFICIATE A NUCLEAR MISSILE LAUNCH

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who would win? A railroad speed champion or one grassy pile?

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 22 points 5 days ago

mampf is amazing

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago
[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't speak German, and yet I understand this meme.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Same. Whatever TF those words are, I read it in Cookie Monster's voice.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago
[–] BaroqueInMind@piefed.social 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

For a second I had to check if I'm in the "itchy eel" german meme lemmy community.

However, i didn't need to know Deutsche to understand what this meme is saying.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 days ago

if your eel is often itchy you might want to get that checked out

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

For anyone not familiar, they're referring to !ich_iel@feddit.org, which originally (and literally translated) is the German version of me_irl, but I have no idea what me_irl is like these days, so no clue if it's still a good equivalence.

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't know they ate hay.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Und es war nicht einmal ein ICE der Deutschen Verspätungsagentur, NEE Bahn.

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] exu@feditown.com 2 points 5 days ago

I understood that reference, fuck

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

His greed sicken me

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago

Shit, that looks expensive.