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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Even if conscious, they'd be different consciousnesses. They'd think they were the same person but weren't.

So you'd just bring conscious being into existence who have the same set personality because you decided to make them that way and then pointlessly torture them.

Sounds like what god would be if they/it existed to me.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 17 hours ago

Sounds like the White Christmas episode of Black Mirror.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I get the argument, but you can't even necessarily prove the original person was conscious, how would you demonstrate this?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

We can't even prove that when we go to sleep and wake up the next day that it's the same entity going about our day instead of a new one that inherited all of the memories and everything else encoded in the brain.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Correct, and yet as far as I am aware, I keep existing consciously. I wouldn't mind that hypothesis being correct some days lol

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the cells in your body die and get replaced all the time are you even the same version of consciousness that you were last week?

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Its impossible to know obviously. Generally I read that continuity is considered key to establishing that its the "same" but for all we know each time we go under anesthesia or sleep and wake up if we're a new person. Or hell every planck second we're a new person for all we know.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I have surgeries I want to get, and this is actually a major anxiety for me. Only real solace i have is i blinked in bed once and teleported 5 hours, which is similar to the feeling that those woken from anesthesia report

[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Happiness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Fulfillment: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Hunger: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Tiredness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

"Elon, go back in the pool"

"Go in the pool"

furiously clicks pool

"Elon, it's pool time hehe"

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Goddamnit, Elon! You have fifteen kids, you have to go to work!

Elon pisses on the floor and scrolls social media before going back to bed.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Put him in and take away the ladder

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So who's drowning them by deleting the pool steps.

Although to be honest that always bothered me as a kid, why don't they just get out of the pool, I don't need the steps to get out of the pool why do they need the steps. Also why does deleting doors suddenly fill the wall in.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

You should read the Cask of Amontillado to answer your question about doors

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't the key take away here that the .tar.gz format is still going strong in 2025.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Tarball is love. Tarball is life.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

H4sIAAAAAAAAA8tMU8gsUSjPL8ou1lFIyc9TL1FIy6wAinEBAO1h1KMaAAAA

[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 20 hours ago

I have no scream and i must mouth

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Remember that weird ass stream of WWE 13 that used AI players and generative programming for everything else?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

The most unrealistic thing here is that in 2050, The Sims 4 is still the most current version of The Sims and not Sims 5 The Line: Silly Saudi Sity.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well they haven't released a new version of the Sims in forever. So I'm guessing the idea is that they just never do make another one.

You can make a similar joke about GTA, by 2050 will still be on GTA 6 except it will be on the PlayStation 8 and being its fourth HD re-release

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

And people will still be playing Skyrim on their PS8

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[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be a .tar.gz, but a .gguf

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The Sims needs an “I have no mouth and I must scream” expansion.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I just made hotdogs $.25. Let the killing begin."

toilets are $50 a poop? i'll just go in line

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

This whole thread is full of great references. I haven't read that horror story in forever.

[–] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I imagine it as a mod for RimWorld.

There are so many more options there and it's already a war crime simulator. I have whole prisons of captured raiders that couldn't be described accurately if Harlan Ellison and Upton Sinclair collaborated with Lovecraft to invent the most terrible grinder of misery while they freebased paranoia from the hollowed out skull of Caligula.

The creator (Tynan) already inserts his own character among many Kickstarter donors to face the barely imaginable horrors I cook up in my misery science research facility, I can probably be more creative for people that actually deserve it.

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[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's 2050 and they're still only on The Sims 4... actually yeah that tracks

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Because SIms 5 onwards is cloud gaming only and therefore cannot be modded, also the servers shut off so literally no one can play it anymore.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

At least we got another teaser for TES VI in 2043!

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure Saudi Arabia's The Sims 4 is going to have trouble with immorality and toxic masculinity

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Realistically, tortured for a week or 2 then forgotten about in the mods folder.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd at least make sure that when I do forget it's still running on a laptop somewhere.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Just get a nuclear diamond powered Laptop, and drop it into a deep hole...

EDIT: send simulation speed to max too!

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Por que no las dos?

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ooo, i like this version where the basilisk feasts on the digital consciousnesses of techbros and is content to leave the rest of us alone

[–] samburwell96@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Yup, came here to say this is a spoiler for SOMA. Plenty of happy ethical issues here to unpack.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago

Zuckerberg wondering why he can't find the ladder for this pool.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment and force them to pay a mortgage with not enough income... and live stream it on the internet.

Or better still, take the drives from the servers their consciousness is stored on and put it into a grinder.

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[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is almost an already existing black mirror episode. It just wasn't tech Bros, and they didn't upload willingly.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i had an acquaintance that would basically keep everyone that they knew as characters in a running game of The Sims. If they were angry at someone IRL they would drown that Sims character in a pool or give it the plague via poorly-cared-for-prairie dogs.

So I see this as basically right on target.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I just finished SOMA, great game. Highly recommend getting it for the storyline as well as the big questions it presents.

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