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[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment and force them to pay a mortgage with not enough income... and live stream it on the internet.

Or better still, take the drives from the servers their consciousness is stored on and put it into a grinder.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think I would just put Musk into a 1x1 tile basement and use cheats to keep the needs bars that keep him from dying filled.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

No, let him die and then bring him back over and over again. Like what Anubis did to Jack in Star Gate SG1

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

Musk never returned from the basement.
And though he wished for death, he was unable to die.
So eventually, he stopped thinking.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment

This is why I think these apocalypse bunkers for rich people are so funny. I saw some designs for one, and it was like 10 floors of luxury apartments with a giant armory underneath for protection.

Sure, let's take a couple of hundred sociopaths, narcissists and entitled dickheads and seal them in a bunker with limited food and entertainment options, on top of a huge pile of weapons. I genuinely think you'd last longer on the outside with whatever's happening lol.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Sure, let's take a couple of hundred sociopaths, narcissists and entitled dickheads and seal them in a bunker with limited food and entertainment options, on top of a huge pile of weapons. I genuinely think you'd last longer on the outside with whatever's happening lol.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah every time they do it it just feels like "wow, this feels very much like one of the vaults that was expected to fail in fallout" like bro, your apocalypse bunker shouldn't have employees, it should be you and everyone you'd want to be in an anarchist commune or small settlement of equals with, because anything else is one firm argument away from murder.