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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Even if conscious, they'd be different consciousnesses. They'd think they were the same person but weren't.

So you'd just bring conscious being into existence who have the same set personality because you decided to make them that way and then pointlessly torture them.

Sounds like what god would be if they/it existed to me.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like the White Christmas episode of Black Mirror.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I get the argument, but you can't even necessarily prove the original person was conscious, how would you demonstrate this?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We can't even prove that when we go to sleep and wake up the next day that it's the same entity going about our day instead of a new one that inherited all of the memories and everything else encoded in the brain.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Correct, and yet as far as I am aware, I keep existing consciously. I wouldn't mind that hypothesis being correct some days lol

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the cells in your body die and get replaced all the time are you even the same version of consciousness that you were last week?

[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its impossible to know obviously. Generally I read that continuity is considered key to establishing that its the "same" but for all we know each time we go under anesthesia or sleep and wake up if we're a new person. Or hell every planck second we're a new person for all we know.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I have surgeries I want to get, and this is actually a major anxiety for me. Only real solace i have is i blinked in bed once and teleported 5 hours, which is similar to the feeling that those woken from anesthesia report

[–] te_abstract_art@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

Happiness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Fulfillment: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Hunger: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Tiredness: ♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

"Elon, go back in the pool"

"Go in the pool"

furiously clicks pool

"Elon, it's pool time hehe"

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 12 points 15 hours ago

Goddamnit, Elon! You have fifteen kids, you have to go to work!

Elon pisses on the floor and scrolls social media before going back to bed.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Put him in and take away the ladder

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Remember that weird ass stream of WWE 13 that used AI players and generative programming for everything else?

[–] callyral@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

I have no scream and i must mouth

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So who's drowning them by deleting the pool steps.

Although to be honest that always bothered me as a kid, why don't they just get out of the pool, I don't need the steps to get out of the pool why do they need the steps. Also why does deleting doors suddenly fill the wall in.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 15 hours ago

You should read the Cask of Amontillado to answer your question about doors

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Por que no las dos?

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Isn't the key take away here that the .tar.gz format is still going strong in 2025.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 3 points 16 hours ago

H4sIAAAAAAAAA8tMU8gsUSjPL8ou1lFIyc9TL1FIy6wAinEBAO1h1KMaAAAA

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Tarball is love. Tarball is life.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be a .tar.gz, but a .gguf

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

The most unrealistic thing here is that in 2050, The Sims 4 is still the most current version of The Sims and not Sims 5 The Line: Silly Saudi Sity.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well they haven't released a new version of the Sims in forever. So I'm guessing the idea is that they just never do make another one.

You can make a similar joke about GTA, by 2050 will still be on GTA 6 except it will be on the PlayStation 8 and being its fourth HD re-release

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

And people will still be playing Skyrim on their PS8

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[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Realistically, tortured for a week or 2 then forgotten about in the mods folder.

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd at least make sure that when I do forget it's still running on a laptop somewhere.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Just get a nuclear diamond powered Laptop, and drop it into a deep hole...

EDIT: send simulation speed to max too!

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's 2050 and they're still only on The Sims 4... actually yeah that tracks

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 8 points 19 hours ago

Because SIms 5 onwards is cloud gaming only and therefore cannot be modded, also the servers shut off so literally no one can play it anymore.

[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

At least we got another teaser for TES VI in 2043!

[–] sudo@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure Saudi Arabia's The Sims 4 is going to have trouble with immorality and toxic masculinity

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 99 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The Sims needs an “I have no mouth and I must scream” expansion.

[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 20 hours ago

This whole thread is full of great references. I haven't read that horror story in forever.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's just Roller Coaster Tycoon.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I just made hotdogs $.25. Let the killing begin."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

toilets are $50 a poop? i'll just go in line

[–] Afaithfulnihilist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I imagine it as a mod for RimWorld.

There are so many more options there and it's already a war crime simulator. I have whole prisons of captured raiders that couldn't be described accurately if Harlan Ellison and Upton Sinclair collaborated with Lovecraft to invent the most terrible grinder of misery while they freebased paranoia from the hollowed out skull of Caligula.

The creator (Tynan) already inserts his own character among many Kickstarter donors to face the barely imaginable horrors I cook up in my misery science research facility, I can probably be more creative for people that actually deserve it.

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[–] samburwell96@piefed.social 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] grahamja@reddthat.com 4 points 20 hours ago

Yup, came here to say this is a spoiler for SOMA. Plenty of happy ethical issues here to unpack.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

ooo, i like this version where the basilisk feasts on the digital consciousnesses of techbros and is content to leave the rest of us alone

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 17 points 1 day ago

Zuckerberg wondering why he can't find the ladder for this pool.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is almost an already existing black mirror episode. It just wasn't tech Bros, and they didn't upload willingly.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Are you talking about white Christmas? One of the OG black mirror episodes.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

No the star trek parody one.

[–] Anomnomnomaly@lemmy.org 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Put them all in a mansion with 1 chair, 1 bed, no doors to the outside, no windows, no entertainment and force them to pay a mortgage with not enough income... and live stream it on the internet.

Or better still, take the drives from the servers their consciousness is stored on and put it into a grinder.

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