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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Steven Miller is a sexual matador: in the arena but not the bull.

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 5 months ago

Gave me a good chuckle, thank you!

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What did I miss in the news? Why would anyone lust for that weird looking dude?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

I think the implication is that it's part of her tradwife contract that she rave about Stephen Miller's sexual prowess.

I'm not one to kink shame, but Stephen Miller is shameful before the kink.

[–] TheFonz@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'm ootl. Why are there so many memes about stephen miller's wife?

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A few weeks ago, his wife made some unprompted comments about him being a "sexual matador" in an interview. Concurrently, there are rumours that he's been literally cuckcolded by Elon musk in a consensual context.

So these memes are just riffing off these two pieces of news.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah, so he avoids her in every way possible while shoving swords into her like a pincushion? Interesting.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

I’m starting to realize that some people will literally upvote anything even if the don’t understand it at all.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Stephen Miller looks more like he'd be a power bottom if anything.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 5 months ago

That is his job after all.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 5 months ago

Stephen Miller's favorite condiment:

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 10 points 5 months ago

That's not Stephen Miller: this guy is flamboyant and he has balls - not to mention, hair.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Didn't she leave him to be one of musks baby mama's?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

Label the bull as Elon and the wife as the red cape and you'll have a perfect meme...

But then you couldn't put in shitposting

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

...

The ouroboros of bad pronunciation the headline implies is throwing me for a massive loop.

I mean, you carry on with your American politics things, I just saw this on my feed and had an existential crisis.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I bet you hated The Highlander

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

You'd be surprised. Spanish countries often dub movies, particularly back then.

But if you want to know what it felt like later in life I can help.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

pronutiation?

Glass houses.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean... no, mine's a typo (fixed now, thanks for the poke), the other one is a deliberate spelling for comedic effect that accidentally uncovers an endless loop of abject multilingual terror.

This is a Gus Frink meme type of situation.

He also, incidentally, couldn't speak Spanish for shit. That whole show was a nightmare. "Los Pollos Hermanos" as a phrase haunts me. I genuinely, and I'm not joking about this, sometimes find myself having intrusive thoughts about it after all this time.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

mine’s a typo (fixed now, thanks for the poke)

It's still wrong :D

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 7 points 5 months ago

Goddamn it.

NOW it's fixed. Two typos. It was two typos. Point stands.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How is the missing apostrophe deliberate for comedic effect?

And it's Fring, not Frink.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

I did not remember that and I still remember "Los pollos hermanos", so that tells you how weird that one is.

Also, this dogpile works better if you understand what you're reading. The comedic effect bit was about the title of the thread, not about my own typo. Now you made it weird by trying to outpedant a pedant but not having the reading comprehension to pedant properly.