So this brings up a funny story.

IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they're like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought "dude fucking brilliant" and I bought it for her and my parents were like: "Uh, ok? You sure she's going to like that?" "I'm like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!" Oh, I'm like 15 at the time.

Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves it. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn't register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I'm like "hey, grab that tool I got!"

She responds with "I'm not in the mood for that, besides it's out of batteries."

I thought I was going to fold into myself. "How many back rubs have you given yourself?" "Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff." The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.

'please, Internet, tell me how to turn my game controller into a vibrator'

Kids these days..... Back in my day, we just turned on FF8 and spammed summons

Don't know about on PlayStation but: https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Good_Touch

An unlisted effect occurs with game controllers using vibrate that breaks the fourth wall. While the character wields the gun, the controller will vibrate continuously even when not firing.

https://buttplug.io/ is compatible with xbox gamepads with rumble

I am once again asking you all to just buy proper sex toys and lube.

Wouldn't a vibrator be cheaper

Just use Buttplug.io

OOP should just hump a Furby like a normal person

Idk if borderlands is on Playstation but in 2 and 3 moxxie gives you a gun that turns your controller into a vibrator

Connect to PC, use DS4Windows config screen.

I remember when the Xbox360 released their little indie game section there were multiple "controller vibration tests" that were like a dollar.

I had proper equipment by then, but I could see the appeal for someone who was in a different situation.

Sony should sell their own vibrators. Like a DS5, but everything cut off except for the grip to hold the vibration motor and the Dpad to adjust the settings.

They don't do that because the controller chip will cancel vibration after a while. The reason for that is exactly what you would imagine people used it for.

You'd need to mod the controller with a custom chip.

Play borderlands 2 and get the guns from moxxi one of the vibrates constantly when equipped

To be fair, having recently been on the market for a proper vibrating sex toy, they're expensive as fuck, and according to my ex-wife (ow. ex- still stings.) capable of providing mind-blowing orgasms. So yeah, for those without a budget, we make do with what we got, or the bargain bin at Good Vibes.

TMI:

Sackboy? Cyberspunk? Witcher 3: Wild Cunt?

long and hard

Back in my day, people used the REZ vibrator accessory.

https://www.giantbomb.com/trance-vibrator/3000-6/