this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
269 points (93.2% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

35685 readers
4377 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 38 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 55 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

I'm cumming!

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Said very calmly.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Is that an Angela make some noise episode reference in the wild ?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

that makes her an 11

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 1 month ago

My nipples look like milk duds!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was feeling a little Wooooo today. Just know your post made me feel a little more Weeeee

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

HELP I AM NO LONGER FULL OF WINE

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Man I need to watch this movie again. A lot of gag dubs only work on short clips but this full feature film is funny as shit from start to finish.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Fribbtastic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man I watched that way too long looking for the loop.

I love this movie

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Definitely a classic movie. I own it on dvd and I love watching it.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look Ling, those curly q's on your face make me so hot I can't think straight.

[–] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT??

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If she's a 10, and she does that, doesn't that mean I'm into it?

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No? Those numbers always "quantify" physical attractiveness.

Nobody's going around saying Quasimodo's a 10.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don’t kink shame me

[–] Cerothen@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

That’s just a Yoko Ono.

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

… my ass gnyaaaa

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuck this is an old school reference. What was the name of this movie?

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks! It's been literal decades since I last saw it. Such an odd movie it was.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"...and then, he told me of it's significance "

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It was significant. And then, he killed the dog

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

is she a tardis?

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 month ago

What is she, from Detroit?

[–] hogmomma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

One of my favorite old school YT guys did an informative video on Kung Pow!