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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Sausage sandwich with cheese and hp sauce... ius

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Katsudonius.

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Fruit cake with cheeseius - don't really work.

[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] sneekee_snek_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Garlic Breadious

[–] da_hooman_husky@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

Burritus of beefitus

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I was just chewing on a Pen.

Penius... but it was a Bic pen and my name is Dick so, my friends call me Bicius Dickius.

Cacciatorius entering the chat

Sandwichius

[–] notso@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Vegetarianius Mortadellius Toastius

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Call me Malusius.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Milkius Curdius Proteinius Powderius

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mochaius... no wait... I should be able to conjugate this correctly...

Um... Mochallus?

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cheesecakius ballius

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Nutella Toastius the Younger

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ice creamius

[–] brillotti@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Chocolatius

[–] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Lo-meinius, actually goes pretty hard

[–] Statick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Nanaimo barius

Good job Canadians, they are nice.

[–] cia0312@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago
[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Chile Verdius (cum cervino).

[–] bratekarate@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago
[–] trevdog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] SkaBunkel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] sunshine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Stuffed French Toastius

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Sajoerius, that actually has a fun ring to it

[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

Shortbreadius

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

My name shall be Oatmealus Cookieus

[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] frcl@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

Hummus Toastius

[–] NepGinger@lemy.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Vlammetjeius

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Name of the food La polisenius? Or type pizzaius? Hahah

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