I like my coffee like my soul, cheap beans poorly extracted
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One of my favorite mislead jokes I ever made up when asked about my coffee "i takee it black, cause I like my coffee how I like my women...bitter."
Stealing this tyvm
Jokes are meant to be stolen. Enjoy.
Sick fucks like you belong in a gulag
I'm so twisted that to me, crazy straws are just straws. I'm so fucked up even a good morning is just morning. I'm so dark and demented that it just feels like they're bouncing on it style.
Im such a sick fuck I sometimes drink my coffee without sugar.
i’m so twiztid i drink sugar without coffee 
You buy a new coffee maker and it claims it has a sneak a pour feature, you try it, and it still drips out like that. Cheap coffee maker.
When you go to museums do you touch the paintings?
No, but I think real hard about it
Some of them look really good, like you could lick the paint right off
Soemtimes when i make instant coffee I donto' even put it int he microwarve is just put the isntant coffee into the cold water from tap
The sickest and most twisted part about you is you're not drinking some form of espresso like a normal person.
in what upside down world is espresso more normal than a drip coffee maker?
maybe if you’re, god forbid, european. but that doesn’t count
Welcome to my twisted world. I live in a place colonised by the brtsh that a bunch of Europeans moved to years later. I'm cursed with cultural whiteness but somewhat decent food
at least the bri’ish didn’t leave their food there and you still have spices
Don't you know I'm loco?
omg r u ME?! LITERALLY I JUST DID THAT