I say the primary belief of what comprises a sandwich is flawed
Because if an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich, then anything goes
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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a single slice of bread with nothing on it is a sandwich
I didn't see your comment before i posted mine but yeah
A turducken is a sandwich
STOP IN THE NAME OF THE SLAW!
Toast sandwich. Bread sandwich.
Me squashed between two hot enbies sandwich
Sandwich²
Sandwiches are bourgeoisie. I only eat dort.
bow chicka bow wow
Oh yeah so theres just dort in those pellets I see you leave around?
yes, absolutely, nothing else
So this cup for cup noodles is made entirely of dort and has never contained, say, noodles?
I think you'll find in this updated autopsy report that those noodles were actually made of dort.
select evidence
Select spice packet found inside the cup
Is MSG a form of dort?
W-witness?
AAA
a slice of pizza is an open-face sandwich like a hot turkey sandwich
I will say this and I will stand on this hill, sandwiches have linear design, hot dogs are radial.
Not just a linear design, but ingredients that are ordered linearly.
these are all sandwiches except for the chip butty 
a soft taco is just a burrito that you don't finish wrapping
a hot dog is not a sandwich, it is a doggy. like the thing you can tame in minecrap with bones
lasagna is a sandwich
Throwing a whole BLT into a blender is a sandwich
But where is burger?
If i put chickpea spread on a slice of toast with cucumbers, it's a sandwich and you'll not convince me otherwise.
Obviously a submarine sandwich is, in fact, a sandwich. What are we even doing here?
Also, if you ever say a hotdog is a sandwich within my hearing ever again I will explode. A hotdog is it's own category of snack food, and any resemblance it has to a sandwich is superficial at best.
Open-faced sandwiches are not real. That's just some shit piled on a piece of bread or toast. You look like a fool.
Open faced sandwiches are not only real, in some configurations they are superior to closed sandwiches.
Sometimes you just cant physically close a sandwich when it has finally reached optimum topping saturation, or the addition of more bread would spoil the ratio and therefore flavor.
mmm this made me want a kanapka with ham and cucumber
Because 
I can't co-sign the ham. Otherwise I would be with you.
hmm what's fake ham made from vegetable protein called... 'sham'?
anyway let's revise it to soy-based
Then heck yeah.
And this is before we even get to the alchemy of the smörgåstårta.
My only objection there is if you layer open faced sandwiches they cease to be open faced
You have revealed your own heart to be false, and you will forever be scorned by the gods of food and drink.
If they cannot abide by the open face they are false gods and I reject them.