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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 minute ago

i'm starting up a support group for those of us who tried "ergonomic" mice and experienced actual fucking pain from them

having your palm perpendicular to the table isn't ergonomic, it's gotta be precisely the right angle and i'm pretty sure that varies from person to person, at the angle i tried i just ended up grinding that bulging wristbone into fucking dust

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 58 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hate it when I'm trying to use the mouse and my Saddam-bone keeps farting pink clouds out of my arm.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Saddam's pink boner tbh.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He's not that well-endowed. Guy was hanged, not hung.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

idk I bet Saddam had a fat hog on him.

hog

That's haram.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago

Fucking edited out the Saddam Hussein part XD

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does anybody have any tips for when you're shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it's just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

Asking for a friend.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Use the fingers on your other hand to gently stroke the bottom of the bun.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I bet if you handle hot dogs as much as a computer mouse it would start to hurt. It's not just about posture and position; it's about repetition. 😌

"Is 7 hot dogs a day bad?"

"Well it's not good."

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 4 points 3 days ago

the true inspiration for those vertical mice: Hot Dogs

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I'd be okay with that too.

[–] darksiderbun@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who holds a hot dog like that lmao

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 3 days ago

Well how else would you answer a call?