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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 183 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I always assumed America would swiftly deal with a racist fascist criminal megalomaniac.

Boy was I wrong.

This nation is WEAK.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Well instead of dealing with their fascist problem after WWII, they decided to repress (and sometimes kill) the most reliable antifascists - the leftists.

That said some countries that objectively did purge their fasists seem to still have that problem today. Perhaps the theory that capitalism creates fascism as it declines predicts this.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Capitalism creates an environment of fear and danger and promotes of level of individual responsibility that alienates people from everyone else. Even people who are well off today are afraid of losing advantages and being hung out to dry by the very same uncaring system they keep supporting.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We also literally imported their scientists

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

After directly inspiring their eugenics efforts.

[–] Count042@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would they deal with racists? USA as a whole never stopped being racist.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Turns out conservatives were just waiting for one evil and horrible enough all along.

And the Democrats... Jesus Christ are they useless. They roll over at the very sound of a stiff breeze.

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

just no one is gonna be there like for Luigi, if we Americans had any balls he'd either be out of jail or someone broke him out, no balls, especially if you're a dumb fuck Republican, hey trump imma shit on your grave you orange POS, come get me, boom shaka laka

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[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I'd call America a nation of bitches, but bitches have a backbone.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The USA is distracted with treats. It's economy is the imperial core of the planet. That fact affords Trump some time before the masses realize what's going on.

Remember that the Nazis made the economy temporarily better for the in-group. They actually allowed socialist benefits for the German workforce before clamping down on that during WWII.

Trump isn't making the economy better for anyone though. He's screwing everyone over, and channeling that hate towards anything else but him and his base.

Just as we've seen with Charlie Kirk's murder and Candace Owen's conspiracy theory to blame it all on Israel, the Right can fracture very easily. I don't think this Admin will make it to the height of the Nazis. Their own incompetence and marriage to the rich will sew the seeds of their demise. Of course, anti-fascists throwing wrenches in things doesn't hurt either.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is what I keep expecting, but there has been minimal pushback on all the horrible economic policies and somehow the economy is mostly shrugging it off.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was period of time during Trump's last administration where the world just got so crazy I had a collection of screenshots of "not the onion" headlines that just seemed too insane to be real.

I remember one was like "Judge determines woman can't prove she didn't want to be set on fire."

This would fit in nicely.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Huh.......I'm trying to think of what legal defense you could give to PROVE you didn't want to be set on fire.

I can't think of one. What do you say that proves it? Which means I get how that headline happened, but also.....how did THAT headline happen???

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The only thing I can think of is that there was some sort of event where other people were being willingly set on fire. Like if were some sort of performance that went wrong, I could see there being a reasonable defense that the performer didn't know she didn't want to participate.

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[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Most of the time when weird questions like that involving consent come up, I assume it probably involved some kind of sex thing.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 87 points 1 month ago (3 children)

ABC just caved and fired kimmel, the fascists are winning

[–] Tja@programming.dev 37 points 1 month ago

Of course they are winning, the American electorate made sure of that. Presidency, both chambers, Supreme Court, popular vote, etc.

Project 2025 was known worldwide, now they are just implementing it.

And the public seem to be fine with it, trump has one of the highest approval ratings in the world (despite being negative).

Obamacare will be next, then Medicare, then contraceptives, then gay marriage...

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The thing is you're confused here, but it's fine because he's confused. It's the wrong ABC. He thinks it's the American broadcasting corporation. And you could be forgiven for thinking that because that's all the identification we get here. This is actually the "Australian" broadcasting corporation. I'm not as familiar, but it looks like their PBS.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

There were recent interactions with both nations' ABCs. The OP article where he says "maybe we should go after you" is about US ABC, after a reporter asked about going after hate speech.

In the one about Aus ABC the reporter asked about shady business deals, and the response was "You're hurting Australia" and threatened to tell the Austalian "leader" that the reporter was setting a "bad tone".

US: https://youtu.be/Zxa8diaYNmQ

Aus: https://youtu.be/TzO5nz7hJmo

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Somebvody posted a link from Australian ABC about this story, but it was American ABC.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Being an Aussie doesn't mean they won't try and go after him.

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[–] Highlandcow@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Disgusting that happened, it's not pro free speech, Charlie's death should of reminded us more then ever the value of free speech

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 77 points 1 month ago

If you don't want to be called a Nazi, stop doing Nazi shit you sack of human shit.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Trump always had this knack of revealing his intentions when he thought he could just hit back at people.

That's nothing new.

But what he reveals is indeed getting worse every day, or at least: every day of 2025 it is much worse than before that.

This, ladies and germs, is narcissistic dictatorial megalomania. Let's hope ~~it~~ he won't last long.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hoped it wouldn't last long back in January.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 month ago

And that was like 10-15 years ago

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago

Let's hope it won't last long.

Just hoping he goes away doesn't strike me as a good strategy. So probably that's what the Democrats will go with.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Also, dementia

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's an old phrase coined by Milton Berl. A subversion of Ladies and Gents.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

It happens. You’re still breathing. That’s what counts.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ooh. I’ve never seen this before. Thanks for the clarification!

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"1 year ago our country was dead"

WHAT

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In Washington, nobody dared to go out on the streets or eat in restaurants.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh remember restaurants? So lovely how it used to be you know. The restaurants. Of course they were shut down by the terrible crime and the covid.

Of course I’m a very good driver . . . yeah. Uh oh. Fart.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I mean, a dead horse does die at some point well before the beatings are done.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Historically most fascists leave office in body bags

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They don't call him Mango Mussolini for nuffin...

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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 month ago

BREAKING NEWS: “President Cunt Cuntily Says Some Cunty Shit”

ALSO: “European Union Stockpiling ScotchGuard Reserves in Anticipation of Future JD Vance Visit”

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Trump is using the "bully pulpit" to bully people out of their constitutional rights.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, open threats leveraging intentional division, like a true leader

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

[insert “where are the epstein files” gif]

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] lmdnw@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The second is there to defend the first.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

O he will eventually, make no mistake. Longer he is allowed to be the tyrant he wants to be, all of his 'threats' are very real

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Anytime you win, you know it when he starts talking about how hot the country is

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