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[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"1 year ago our country was dead"

WHAT

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In Washington, nobody dared to go out on the streets or eat in restaurants.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh remember restaurants? So lovely how it used to be you know. The restaurants. Of course they were shut down by the terrible crime and the covid.

Of course I’m a very good driver . . . yeah. Uh oh. Fart.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I mean, a dead horse does die at some point well before the beatings are done.