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[–] Zagam@piefed.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know folks say it looks like he trusted the wrong fart, but to me he always looks like he's terrified that everyone around him will figure out he's not white any second now.

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 7 points 3 days ago

Those aren't mutually exclusive.... Probably a good chance his pants have turned magically brown around some of those psychos.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why does he always look like his mom caught him masturbating.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He looks like someone is really slowly sliding something up his butt and he's not sure what to do or feel about it.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

“Oh mistah Trump, I do declayah…Yoah so…Fo’hwahd…”

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I adore Colonel Angus!"

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

So an amateur?

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wow... I had never seen a Viking warrior up close.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why is he always focusing on a spot right in front of his face?

[–] Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

Perhaps he is constantly rediscovering the fact that his nose is visible in his periphery, but often gets filtered out by the brain.

I like to imagine there's a swarm of no-see-ums trying to fly into his nose and eyes. Constantly.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

THE INDIVIDUALS WHO FILLED MY BOOT WITH WATER WILL BE SWIFTLY BROUGHT TO JUSTICE. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE OUR OFFICERS LOCATE THE INSTRUCTIONS THAT WILL ALLOW US TO EMPTY IT.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’, JABRONI!!!”

"...as soon as I investigate my way out of this wet paper bag."

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

He looks like the thumbnail for someone's first anal.

Has that two yard stare.

"How did Fuentes make it look so easy..!?"

It's okay, he doesn't have a flashlight.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Nanotrasen thanks you for your brave sacrifice in contribution to robotics research and construction of a new Bio-Utility Techno-Tool on Space Station 13.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

Wizard who secretly cast Mend Buttcrack: "You'll never catch me!"