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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 45 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!

[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, it's a regional dialect.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

What region northern lights may I see it?

No.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.

especially so if they have no intelligence i guess

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

With lime and chilli sauce?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

what on earth is he thinking?

Nothing 🤗

arrest this man

this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:

nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)

[–] iii@mander.xyz 1 points 6 months ago

Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

the commentary is hilarious.

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 9 points 6 months ago

That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!

[–] Echinoderm@aussie.zone 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.

but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 26 points 6 months ago
[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago

(btw I'm not a bot, I made a new acc)

That’s what a bot would say

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

counterpoint accepted

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 months ago

why are there so many girls and only one dilf

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.

Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

looks at everything

Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

It would certainly explain a lot.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

we found everything that taste good

we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

I bet they don't actually taste like marinara

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 months ago

I'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago

Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

have you considered... fried crab?

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

You're just jealous they're immortal.

[–] spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca -3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 6 months ago

btw please take your b12 today 💕