chapotraphouse

Lifemogging Charlie Kirk rn metal detecting at a big lake with like 6 dogs

Charlie Kirk shooting possibly linked to gang violence

Welcome to in-office work, we have

• your open floor plan neighbor coughing uncontrollably
• someone taking a loud call on their speaker for some reason
• those two guys whose job you don’t understand who just walk around interrupting people with small talk

I love working culture!!!

My romance languages professor just generated a paragraph of film analysis in spanish using Deepseek

Just so we can make fun of how bad it is.

It's horrendously poorly written that compares to a high school Spanish student. Overuse of gerunds just like in english text (+ gerunds after prepositions instead of infinitive which is a straight up error), setting up subjunctive clauses but never actually conjugating the subjunctive. Terrible lexicon that sounds like someone fed it through google translate from English, overuse of "pero" and no use of other transitional phrases. No use of perfect tenses in complex sentences, instead erroneously using the preterite in literary analysis. Surface level analysis of subject matter (A is B, but C makes it like D repeated 10 times)

Actually let me not insult high school students, they could do better in broken spanglish than what deepseek could do, I hope this AI theranos machine crashes and burns to the ground. This isn't castellano it's americano-blancano.

Turkish foreign policy:

While charlie was getting shot, i was mastering the blade (Silksong)

also check out my mod i made while playing https://www.nexusmods.com/hollowknightsilksong/mods/24

Now that i’ve normalized relations with my ex, it felt great to share the news that Charlie Kirk lost the debate with being alive.

All in all, I’m glad I worked through everything to enjoy a time like this.

I don't know if Trump will order flags to be at half mast, but I'm personally going to be at full mast for the rest of the week.

Couldn't sleep last night and ended up finally got 100% of the gaps in THPS2X

The "are you serious" gap in School II was the last and hardest one in the whole game and I'm pretty sure even with max stats, special and full speed it's only possible with a nearly frame perfect boneless on the last frame you can get coyote time off the kicker

please clap

forgot to buy peppers

Breaking into someone's house to put cat food in their airfryer then leaving

SHIT i forgot cirno day. Sorry cirno touhouproject i’ll spend the next 364 days in a monastery but for touhou studies, which i think would make me a ZUNk or smth

it do be feeling that r-word became more accepted now, again

We have a semi regular customer at work who is a shitty parent with a shitty kid. We saw him grow up from a shitty toddler to shitty kid. Just a rude entitled piece of shit. Comes up to the kitchen a demandingly asks each time we start a pizza if its his. We dont know and also, shut up. Most kids who come up to watch rule, they're hyped to see us toss dough and mess with a crazy hot oven with fire. This kid just...sucks. Tonight he came up to the window and was about to put his grubby little child mitts on the food waiting to go out. He should be absolutely nowhere near there and thank fucking God one of the wait staff caught it the same time I did because this kid was about to hear it from a tired line cook. This kid is coming up and trying to violate health codes. Technically Im supposed to remake all of that stuff cause his hands were above the food. He was very firmly told to go back to his seat and to stay there. His mom didn't do shit cause she clearly sees us as babysitters. This is absolutely not acceptable and next time they come in they will be told their child has to stay seated unless accompanied by an adult and if they fuck around again they're banned. Owner was there tonight and agrees.

gimme the meat boys 🎶
and plow these holes
I wanna get passed between my bros 🎶
and be so gay

Claims to be pro-life

So burned out... I've been burned out for the last 2 months and its fucking hitting me like a ton of bricks now.

"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls

just activated my sleeper agent programming

me when i’m using youtube: nothing but slop on here these days. complete garbage. it’s so cooked

me when I’m using a site that isn’t youtube: i wonder whats on youtube

Someone should tell these bugs in Silksong that if they have a long, pointy head, it's not a good look to also be wearing a white robe

When your friend is about to be brutally honest with you, but you're waiting 10 mins for the text bubble to stop popping in and out, so you expect a big text

Remember when that ship blocked the Suez canal?

My Reddit account got nuked. Probably for the best, I wasted too much time commenting without adding value. Just annoyed that it was a full IP ban so I can’t even comment with my non-political account I use for normie stuff.

I admittedly made a menacing comment about that sniper from Chicago who openly admitted to murdering Palestinians in cold blood.

Given the recent history of these events I’m guessing it was a chud, who was either pissed about the Epstein files or thinks it would give Trump an excuse to bomb Chicago.

lol

FUCK CAPITALISM

Charlie Kirk might actually be dead wtf

Nerds it gets funnier

just found out that old white man didn't do it, he just yelled, "and I'd do it again!" and effectively bought the actual shooter time to get away 😭

I might be too conspiracy brained, but I'm pretty sure the YouTube thing with adding an "AI looking filter" to random videos is about tricking viewers into not noticing when a video is AI generated, or conditioning us into thinking "this is just what videos of real people look like"

In an eternal reminder that my life hasnt sunk into stagnant desperation, i was asked to join a new band on Bass, which is inline with what i wanted to do for a hot minute

Rednote really has won me over at this point. I reported some Zionist shithead who said something along the lines of "hell yeah, kill them all!" and within a few minutes I got an auto-response that confirmed that they removed that shit. The bare minimum of moderation and I'm fully sold

Joined a jobs discord from /r/jobs and holy fucking shit these are some deeply incurious and frankly, useless people

I comment on how the internet seems dead for job prospects and the express how concerned I am that the internet has managed to capture our lives to this extent, but all I’m getting is “This isn’t new, technologies change. Adapt and move on.”

It’s like, did you read anything that I posted? It will take a Godamn miracle for me to interact with human being with how there are no guardrails whatsoever when it comes to internet pollution.

The fucking generator in our car has given up on life and even though our mechanic charges is really good prices it still cost an arm and a leg to replace it.

Cars suck so much. Just give me transit that actually works.

Lace is really hard. This is a hard game.