Chapotraphouse

how white people feel after saying they're neither left nor right wing but a secret uncategorizable third thing somewhere in the middle of the two (being a nazi)

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Nazis last decade: nazis who know they're nazis, bullshtting you.

Nazis now: out and proud goose steppers.

Liberals now: nazis who don't know they're nazis, bullshitting you.

Lifemogging Charlie Kirk rn metal detecting at a big lake with like 6 dogs

gimme the meat boys 🎶
and plow these holes
I wanna get passed between my bros 🎶
and be so gay

'this is for the Panama papers stuff' nice one comrade boar, I still love you though Shakira haha

Fox News: Hexbear's users slammed as 'Marxist-Leninists'.

Dunno why glasses are associated with being smart. You have to fail a test where the answers are written right in front of you to get them.

"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls

just activated my sleeper agent programming

Welcome to in-office work, we have

• your open floor plan neighbor coughing uncontrollably
• someone taking a loud call on their speaker for some reason
• those two guys whose job you don’t understand who just walk around interrupting people with small talk

I love working culture!!!

I might be too conspiracy brained, but I'm pretty sure the YouTube thing with adding an "AI looking filter" to random videos is about tricking viewers into not noticing when a video is AI generated, or conditioning us into thinking "this is just what videos of real people look like"

Reddit is so cool. Biden sickos establishing their "credentials" by bragging that they are Republican operatives.

My romance languages professor just generated a paragraph of film analysis in spanish using Deepseek

Just so we can make fun of how bad it is.

It's horrendously poorly written that compares to a high school Spanish student. Overuse of gerunds just like in english text (+ gerunds after prepositions instead of infinitive which is a straight up error), setting up subjunctive clauses but never actually conjugating the subjunctive. Terrible lexicon that sounds like someone fed it through google translate from English, overuse of "pero" and no use of other transitional phrases. No use of perfect tenses in complex sentences, instead erroneously using the preterite in literary analysis. Surface level analysis of subject matter (A is B, but C makes it like D repeated 10 times)

Actually let me not insult high school students, they could do better in broken spanglish than what deepseek could do, I hope this AI theranos machine crashes and burns to the ground. This isn't castellano it's americano-blancano.

sorry i am late. quick update on my life:

same thing. i still have the job. i was insulted for working slow when i am waiting for them to help me. and if i try to do things on my own i fear breaking everything. also the systems slow down to hell and back and if i try to get calls i only get shouted at i hate my life i wish all this never happened

the first month was nice, people took turns to do calls and emails. every morning we talked. was nice. until production came along

i hate my life i wish all this never happened

when will i get paid

edit: i am looking for new jobs as we speak. i hope i can also move out so that my family won't bother me ever again and i can get therapy and fix myself to become the betterest person than the person y'all know me as.

attempted to find python junior dev (but i'd need to relearn python lol, big rusty), romanian to english translation and the most probable of all: linux sysadmin. my friends think i am a linux wizard or something, and that job could be fine i guess

FUCK CAPITALISM

Rednote really has won me over at this point. I reported some Zionist shithead who said something along the lines of "hell yeah, kill them all!" and within a few minutes I got an auto-response that confirmed that they removed that shit. The bare minimum of moderation and I'm fully sold

I should have died on planet vegeta instead of coming to this backwater planet

Turkish foreign policy:

Almost forgetti to post on FB today

When your friend is about to be brutally honest with you, but you're waiting 10 mins for the text bubble to stop popping in and out, so you expect a big text

mixed messages lmao

my cock is much bigger than yours

my cock can walk right through the door

You're telling me some silk wrote this song?

Charlie Kirk shooting possibly linked to gang violence

got a hate comment on one of my YouTube videos

low level gear in MMOs is intentionally ugly to serve as a humiliation ritual for new players

My semi-retired liberal mom asked me how I learned about Nepal's government collapse so quickly and I mentioned Hexbear and Xiahongshu. She said she'd check it out, so that was probably a mistake.

I'm so tired, my dawgs. :(

The Playing Pokémon in the School Playground meta has really evolved since I was a kid. I live next to an elementary school and heard a kid yell "im out of Pokeballs!". Back when we played pretend we had infinite pokeballs

Huh, apparently there's some twitter groypers that think China is committing genocide against the Uighur's, and that it's a good thing because most Uighur's are brown/muslim.

good tagline

i am not, in fact, down to clown

Deer got my vegetable garden. RIP

(I planted too late anyway so idc tbh)

Being unemployed is rough friend wise because your employed friends have responsibilities and your unemployed friends hate you and never talk to you, might mean I need more friends but still

In an eternal reminder that my life hasnt sunk into stagnant desperation, i was asked to join a new band on Bass, which is inline with what i wanted to do for a hot minute

The Adventures of an Amazon Delivery Driver! This week's episode: So I guess the economy is officially crashing right now

I just got a text message from work asking me to pick between taking the day off or coming in for 'no more than 4 hours.' So today will be my 3rd shift IN A ROW sitting at home

Or they could hate me and be trying to do active dismissal on me.

Sometimes nostalgia is justified, sometimes the past was just better. Like for example I had pizza yesterday.

Breaking into someone's house to put cat food in their airfryer then leaving