sources are waiting for the costco guys to weigh in
Costco guys in 2026
this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2025
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THIS ISN’T REAL THIS ISN’T REAL I scream as I’m being dragged away by the Museum of Modern Art security.
The Basedler
The Intifadler
The Al-Qassam Brigadeler
Edit: is there a statement or is this just an AI generated post lol
i just saw it scrolling instagram
AI ass caption
It's also a satire account, so it's an AI generated fake news post
Yeah it’s a famous Onion style account, local to me. At the risk of having every single one of my comments just be ranting about my country, this checks out. It feels like everyone around me, regardless of how original their thoughts are, sees anything you might input with a keyboard in English as a rough draft that exists only to be “corrected” by a slop filter.
I am even catching clunkily translated GPT-isms in Arabic-language ads on the radio. I thought it was funny that we had one of the highest ChatGPT users per capita soon after it launched (according to many dubious infographics at least, I can’t find them now so I guess that was overblown), but it’s been shit. Especially as my own writing is a bit mechanical, since my English is much more informed by reading than speaking. I love getting accused of not doing my job when I’m the only one on my team doing it.
The people behind this page seem to have a refreshingly witty sense of humor but they still felt like they needed to make a few pulls down at the slop machines to make it look good, it even watered down the messaging :(
rizzle me this, Batman
Who's the rizzler?
A kid the Cotsco guys kidnapped
that just raises more questions
Follow-up question, who are the Costco guys?
The nemesis of Baby Gronk's dad
It's just going to be questions all the way down, I see
sadly i'm not a rizzler follower or expert or anything, he's popped up in my feed a few times and as far as i can tell, his whole thing is-- and i'm saying this just as a means to explain what i believe his whole thing is, not to insult the kid or make any negative comments. but his thing is that he's a bigger kid that does things not very well, but his dad encourages him to keep doing them and says he's really good at them. then as far as i can tell that expanded to the audience kinda being in on saying he's good at the thing, and the people in the video saying he's good at it. i've probably seen less than 10 of his shorts tho
When you say his dad, do you mean this guy?
That's not the Rizzler's dad, that's AJ, the dad from the Costco Guys. Rizzler was like a spin-off character.
i don't think so. i mean his dad in the rizzler shorts that's talking behind the camera. never seen him myself
Sounds like his dad is cool
he seems like a good dad
IDK
Rizzler has been found, call off the search
i'll vote for the rizzler for president if this is their platform
Ok, gen Z may be lost, but perhaps gen alpha might rise from the ashes?
Please tell me by then all this “anti-SJW” crap that has been en vogue since 2011 will be seen as fogey
holy shit the rizzler is khamas
I am all Rizzed up (Anti-Zionist version)
thinking about it, rizz must imply anti zionist cause zionists never have rizz. they’re totally insufferable
The Costco Guys have been hired by the Iranian's to lobby the government to allow their diplomats to shop in-store.