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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, I read theory (the menu at Starbucks).

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I think this could have legs as a react emoji like hentai-free

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I know, but I wouldn't wanna make a post there unless this shows support or PSL has a bigger moment later this season.

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Flavored treats that are only available certain times of the year are the closest we get to the seasonal eating patterns of our ancestors

I know spring is just around the corner whenever the shamrock shake ripens up

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

"A century ago, scarcity had to be endured; today, it has to be enforced"

Murray Bookchin upon hearing pumpkin spice lattes were no longer available

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm a homosexual forPSL

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BRB, gonna get my Fred Flintstone alt…

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

[Hears Yabba Dabba Doo in the distance] Oh no, it's started.

[–] nurunuru@leminal.space 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i'm a matcha latte fan and lately im wondering if... it's just another flavour of white girl....

[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, but matchas are delicious year round.

Although I'm uh... also a white girl. catgirl-huh

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm more of a masala chai latte fan myself. But I make it at home, with the ingredients I have available

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't this a bit misogynistic tho? I get that you're being ironic, but still scratches me the wrong way

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Haha wamen b drinkin spice latte

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I intended it to be more of a joke poking fun at arbitrarily assigning gendered coding to random objects. I enjoy a PSL when they go on sale, and think it's a bit ridiculous to call them feminine, so I found it funny that people actually consider it to be "basic white girl" behaviour. I don't think PSL is anythng to be ashamed of.

[–] GiorgioBoymoder@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

it's a bad post

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Misogynists do like putting "White" in front of their misogyny and acting like it changes things.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I do honestly feel that this happens, yeah

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pumpkin spice lattes are all spice and no pumpkin.

Disappointing

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's serving, it's giving, it has aura, it's crashing out...

Pumpkin Spice backshots???

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't understand this pumpkin spice stuff, never tried it, because I don't really like pumpkin, and pumpkin to me is more of a savory dinner vegetable, not a fancy flavour for sugary drinks.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

apparently it's not pumpkin flavoured but the spices Americans put in pumpkin pies or something.

I'm not from that part of the world and I'd never drink that shit so IDK tho

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

So it's just like a cinnamon spice flavoured latte and they can't just call it that because...they decided it should be seasonal for Halloween? This is some real nonsense and I don't care for any of it. Very glad I'm also not from that part of the world and would never drink that shit.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's not pumpkin flavored, it's cinnamon, ginger and nutmeg (With cloves and allspice sometimes too).

As long as the bucks is unionized I love to see it

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bought there once. They gave me a horribly diluted iced Americano.

Then Ive gone to a local swedish shop in Berlin called espresso house, the prices were way better, the service too (free sugar packs etc) and generally it didn't have the „underpaid middle shool dropout who hates to do his job” vibe.