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[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t think they’d care.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish I could be so lucky.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

https://www.usa.gov/name-change

Assuming you're American, based on your username and instance. Hope that helps.

[–] TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd imagine that mine would end up like royal names, I'm the weirdest cunt, my child would be the 2nd weirdest cunt and so on

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, they don't hate me, but they do get tired of French people sounding out our shared username and then making jokes about it.

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, you misspelled your name it should be: "Qu'est-ce que c'est?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🫡 * in a very arrogant French accent*

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Le plus drôle c'est que je parle français. Très amusant, n'est-ce pas?

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[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh, and Talking Heads fans calling them "psycho killer."

[–] stardustsystem@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They'd better Run run run run run run awaayyyyyyy

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Less than I hate the urologist who was supposed to prevent this.

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[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My cats will be fine with it.

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They would probably find it pretty cringe

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Think about it though. In like 100 years, the irony will wear off, and you'll have Millers, Carpenters, Smiths, and fucking Gigachads. It'd work, it just might take awhile.

[–] Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey you kids, get off my WLAN!

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[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

You changed your name to latrine?

It used to be shithouse.

Good change!

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Moderately irritated by having to explain "it's literally j j j all js like the word all J's but not this part" all the time

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My kid would genuinely love it, it's right up his alley in terms of humor. My sense of humor is generally quite a bit darker, but I thought of it and it made me chuckle so I used it.

I just asked him what he thought of the username pooptart and he started giggling and went on an ADHD fueled set of concepts that ended with "what if you pooped a car?" But by then my own ADHD was only barely listening.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The name's P00ptart...

JAMES P00ptart.

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[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

It's reasonably acceptable I guess, what people would hate me for is making jokes about getting a gnu name...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With normal letters or forever with the goofy ones? 🤔

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely goofy.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

They'll have to type out the unicode galaxy on every form.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's literally "TheSloth", so I think we'll all be OK.

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[–] Zathras@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

"No, that was not Zathras, that was Zathras. There are 10 of us, all of family Zathras, each one named Zathras. Slight differences in how you pronounce. Zathràs, Zathrás, Zathrâs.. You are seeing now?"

Babylon 5

[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I get lots of compliments on my username. Came up with it in the 90s and I feel like it aged well.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

literally using my surname as my username RN

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] shish_mish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It is the word for little bat in my language, so I'm good.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could go either way: Good sense of humor but it could still be a problem when it comes to being professional.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't have kids, but I imagine they'd be pissed to have to write out such a long name: Jennifer Grasshopper_Mouse? That shit would go aaaaall the way across the page.

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[–] ShyFae@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

She would love it

[–] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Having the name "to melt" in their native language is not the worst

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Mediocre audio sound quality compared to better codecs out there, but works on almost anything and the patents are expired.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They're going to be elated, hysterical, I'd even say!

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[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

hopefully they like dead things

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

[–] Tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is basically what happened in the Netherlands in the past.

I once met a woman whose family name was Boschpijper. Bosch means bush and pijper means dicksucker.

Those nicknames were kind of a joke, but then they followed in official records, but nobody cared. Then, after some generations of them having been written down, they were suddenly something important. And now the family of Boschpijpers have carried their name with pride for several centuries.

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[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They wonder whether I shagged a devil or one of my ancestors did

[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Could be worse I guess, right /u/SatansMaggotyCumFart

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

Up until the end of elementary school- they'll love it! From there on out they'll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they'll like it again.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

they're the ones who have killed me.

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