forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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Why not something nice, like SatansMaggotyCumFart?
You do understand that someone born in 2006 would now be 19 years old, right?
Children never lie about their age online.
omg mom
😩😣🙄🤦🤦
It’s obviously a vintage shitpost
You obviously don’t understand.
ffs ur fukn weerd mom git ur own fukn handle u skrub
Thank you for your sacrifice in this matter.
I mean, I have a sibling that has a disability that impeads their physical growth. They are in their 20s but you'd think they were half that. They could totally pose for this stock photo today and you wouldn't know the difference.
E: word
Because gaybitch2006 was already taken 😔
My first YouTube account was named xXEmoXOstrichXx, I think I understand... 😆
xXEmoXOstrichXx
Holds up spork >:3
Rawr! XD
I want my embarrassing early 2000s username on my tombstone
WAY more personalized about who people are as a person than some silly real name like "Jeff"
My wife and I created a funny named joint e-mail account when we were engaged for all the wedding stuff (we got married in '01). Over time it sort of morphed into the default address for all bills, schools, family, etc. Anything that both of us should be aware of.
The username has since became the default for most of our joint online accounts as well. It's pretty close to the perfect username. It is distinct, short and easy to remember. Best of all it's always available.
Involves some privacy considerations eh but may be outweighed by the joy!
Just ask Ethan
real
I just assume you don't have a banana. 🤷♂️
But now I am wondering... Is that a literal banana or a figurative banana, such as a penis? 🤔