this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Consider that guys have no issue with taking out their cocks and showing them around. Guys are thrilled if a female asks "I'd like to look at your cock, can you take it out for me?"

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Unsolicited cock. AGAIN.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

A pair and a spare?

[–] itkovian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tits are beautiful irrespective of their size and shape.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

They are one of those things that nature has given us as fun toys. You can never have a bad time playing with them. Only thing missing - when you squeeze them they should give off a funny "honk" like a clown horn. That would make them even more fun. You are out in public and you hear that honking noise and you get a laugh because you know someone is having their tits played with.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're beautiful. All three of your tits are beautiful. I wish mine were shaped like that.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

When you consider tits do you ever think about the various shapes. I think plastic surgeons have a whole set of categories of tit shapes.

Yes but none of the ones ive ever talked to will offer me colorful feathers and beaks for mine.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

Total Recall vibes.

[–] Nestor_II@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for sharing these tits on my birthday!