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[–] bec@lemmy.ml 87 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 2 years ago

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Better to be loved than hated?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.

[–] _danny@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 years ago

Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

I need an adult after watching that

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago
[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 years ago

Take that you porcelain slut

[–] frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love

https://piped.video/watch?v=NvEOwY27gW8&t=1

[–] JustMy2c@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it's hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it's hilarious.

[–] nargacu83@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (3 children)

more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Bob Ross 💀

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Devito as Frank

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult