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Horst in einem Opel Corsa Baujahr 1998, der nur durch pure Willenskraft zusammengehalten wird

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My parrot gave me 3 earring holes that grew together again. He also liked destroying books and sealing rings.

In a discussion referencing the imperial system "backwardsland" is another country :)

Dear fellow anarchist,

32 / 0.07 = 457.142857

source: my calculator app

EDIT: dammit, i am from germany and , is here the decimal point . i copied it from the app, gonna correct it

He ran it 457.143 times

Estonia?

I use linux, but can somewhat relate because i have a weird AM5 motherboard that shows 0-4 minutes of "DRAM ERROR" before posting

Ruling Javascript and Python programmers out would be more sane imho. Java sucks, but at least its typed and doesn't implement weird semantics.

LISP is most accurate