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[–] bec@lemmy.ml 87 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

If you're gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 2 years ago

If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

[–] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Better to be loved than hated?