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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 63 points 4 weeks ago

Common mistake. In D&D Hempen is a type of metal, not a plant.

(I made this up, and is exactly the kind of shit I'd off-the-cuff at my players when stuff like this came up ).

[–] Jocarnail@lemmy.world 49 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Looking at the strength of climbing gear this source indicates a modern climbing rope holds around 5500lbf.

From The Engineering Toolbox , manila hemp rope that can hold around that weight should be between 3/4 in and 13/16 in, or for the other europeans between 18 and 20mm.

This corresponds to a weight between 0.159 and 0.186 lbm/ft. For 50ft that is between 8lb and 9.3lb.

I say that 10lb is close enough.

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Adventurer peers over the edge of the cliff, rope in hand, anchor tied. As he turns to descend, an OSHA inspector springs from the nearby brush:

"Good morning traveler, I trust that rope you are about to use for life safety has a 20:1 safety factor."

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't play or understand the rules but can't you just get a ball of twine enchanted to be strong as spider silk?

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Begone, Inspector; you have no power here! For I am an independent contractor!

[–] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Europeans, Asians, Africans, Australooceanians, South Americans and many North Americans

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[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 48 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

In the 2024 rules, rope:

  • weighs just 5lb.,
  • weirdly does not specify a length (so you always have enough??),
  • and is a bit harder to burst (dc20 vs dc17), but you can now use Athletics instead of pure strength

oh, and the fancy Silk rope is no longer in stock.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Glad I'm not the only one who finds it odd that no length of rope is specified any more. Chains are the same way, you either have it or you don't apparently.

[–] Jeeve65@ttrpg.network 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Had not looked at Chain yet. It requires the same dc20 check to break as you would need to break rope. wtf?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I am sometimes sad that I have only one updoot to give. In this case, I am bereft.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

So I'm forced to use normal rope like some peasant?!??

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Man, the 2024 rules seem stupid. It's streamlined to the point of absurdity. Rope doesn't have length? What?

I don't know why people play D&D anymore. There are so many better systems now that aren't owned by the friends of the Pinkertons, WOTC. Pathfinder 2e seems like it'd be easy for most players to move to easily. Everything is better defined, so you don't have to memorize a ton of exceptions like 5e.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Wait, you guys keep track of your carry weight?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No. It's too fiddly. If I wanted to play with spreadsheets I'd go back to work.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's apps that keep track of inventory weight automatically

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah but that means asking the dm "Yo what's that weigh tho?" Every time you get a trinket, world ending spider, Frying pan, and ballista bolt :/. So you try an guess an the next thing you know you just kinda forget that inventory weight exists... Until the DM reminds you again

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

We also don't keep track of bolts or arrows. That one is a bit more controversial, but it's overhead that slows down the story.

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[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago

Until theres bags of holding, yes and then if something is significantly heavy still yes.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

I suddenly care as soon as a player character falls off the boat. 😈

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It feels like playing Stalker.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Some people would rather play Campaign for North Africa than a roleplaying game.

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[–] naught101@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

It's how much weight it can hold, not how much it weighs..

Edit: oh, maybe I'm missing the DnD joke

[–] Rambomst@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PDFuego@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

The item in-game weighs 10lb, IRL less than 1. They're stealing our inventory space.

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[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's heavy duty rope, maybe?

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Makes me want to weigh the tow rope I used to use for off road recoveries. I don't think it was 10 lbs, and I can't imagine needing heavier duty rope for much of anything in DND.

[–] tmyakal@infosec.pub 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] naught101@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Dragon BDSM

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe ancient dragons? It was like a 15,000lb test rope.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That rope is probably not made of hemp. One of the top comments does out the math for hemp rope thick enough to be rated similar to modern climbing gear, and it came to around 9 lbs.

[–] just2look@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Oh it definitely isn't. Its a very modern purpose built rope that has no business being in DND. Its just the heaviest rope that I would have easy access to.

[–] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

That's dry hemp rope, it won't have that strength if it ever gets wet.

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