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According to QI, if you look around and constantly say "wallet" out loud, your chances of not overlooking it increase. Can also help with recalling where you last remember seeing/interacting with it.

Check your car between the seat and the door, or the seat and center console. This happened to me once, then a couple years later to a neighbor, so I was able to help him find his.

My son once took all the cards our of my wallet and put them in the printer/scanner that we never use. I only found out 2 years later when I finally went to print something and there was a jam, opened the scanner lid to get inside and boom.

Could be there.

clearly it must be in the dishwasher

Somewhere special that you've never put it before, so you wouldn't forget where it was

Mine once fell out of my pants while I was sitting at my office chair. It ended up perched on the bar that connects the seat back the seat bottom. There is a 3 inch gap between the back and the bottom otherwise. It took me a week to find it, and right before i was about to cancel everything. I only found it because i bumped the chair and it jiggled free.

Are you walking funny .... ?

bro your literally posting this from your wallet. smh my head dude

Have you checked your butthole?

I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman's bag and waddle off with it.

The same could have happened to YOU.

Try the couch cushions

Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?

Have you tried calling it

Did you leave it under the hood of a car you were working on?

Drawer No. 42.

Have you checked the last place you look yet?

gnomes are holding it ransom until you right the wrong you committed against them

Check under the sofa

You ate it out of hunger and forgot about it. Happens to the best of us.

Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?

We're on lemmy, we're all commie, so we don't have neither wallets nor money, and collectively re-appropriate what she capitalists stole us when needing something.

It's part of term of use, you had to throw your wallet away before joining

Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.

Slid between the bed and the wall.

You left it where you put it so you can easily get it when you need it.

Have you looked in Nature's Pocket?

I've found my wallet is often where I first looked, just covered in other junk so I didn't see it. Also, if you drive, check the crack between the seat and the door. Hope that helps!

I legit think I tossed my wallet in the dumpster one time while scrambling to get ready for a backpacking trip. I never ended up finding it, and we lived in a fairly small apartment so I think it indeed ended up in the landfill. Anyways, good luck!

By the shitter?

Did you check your pockets?