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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 256 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's a fairly good prank

However, we all know some low paid worker would be forced to clean it up

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 month ago

"It happened again, go clean it up."

"Really? That's the third time today, that's a new record."

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The toilets are plumbed up with a lid in the lid

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

So add a note explaining that that's just what swedish toilets are

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Pretty hard to prank someone

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Why is the person in the image wearing those homeopathic anti sea sickness bands in IKEA?

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's not what homeopathic means

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We demand technical accuracy for quack medicine.

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Yeah don't stoop to their level

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm, I always assume homeopathy was just alternative and generally dubious treatment, but I looked it up and I'm enlightened that it's administration of substances to mimic symptoms in an effort to elicit a response. Color me surprised.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

that's a weird summary, the notable part of homeopathy is the fucking bonkers idea that diluting stuff can somehow make it more effective, despite literally not having a single molecule of the active compound.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be surprised if IKEA is on cruise ships now.

[–] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What in the Microsoft Excel is going on here?

An image of the ferry’s Saturday and Sunday hours that appears to have been typed in Microsoft Excel then screenshotted

[–] UberKitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

while plenty of acupuncture and acupressure are woo, the anti-motion-sickness wrist bands aren’t. there is decent medical evidence that pressure on the P6 point helps reduce nausea.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Feel like you're wearing a long sleeve sweater without wearing a long sleeve sweater?

[–] GloriousGherkins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife wore these when she was pregnant, and it did help with her sickness.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

The placebo effect is a pervasive delusion, but situationally it is extremely convenient. Glad the bands helped your wife.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

It's an IKEA on an oil refinery

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This feels like a psychological dream trap of some kind.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Resistance is pointless. It's your dream, might as well just go with it.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago

This paper is something you produce if they catch you shitting in their display shitters.

[–] mang0@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Project mayhem vibes

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

looks legit.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 2 points 1 month ago

Signed, Tyler Durden.