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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

It's instructing us to do it, it is a permitted snoot boop

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 months ago

the diagram looks like the person is trying to pull an apple out of its nose

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

It will release whatever it holds, and grab your arm instead!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 20 points 2 months ago
[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Tap it or punch it? I mean there’s a difference in both movements and intensity.

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel like in the moment, one would want to overdo it rather then underdo it. Particularly if the thing in its mouth is your other arm or leg.

[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

I mean that would be my instinct but what if they have like a pressure point there that requires a specific amount of force that happened to be approximately the same as a light tap?

[–] witchybitchy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the illustration has a closed fist so I think a hearty thwak! is called for.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 months ago

they work like those trash bin lids, push it until it clicks and it unlatches to swing open, then push it down again and it clicks closed

[–] ipwn17@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We’ve been training for this since we were kids

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Ow... Ow... Ow...

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago
[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

"Bad gator, bad! Drop it! Drop it!"

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I went to an alligator themed tourist attraction in Florida years ago where a man would hover his hand inside an alligator’s mouth - he claimed that if you don’t touch their palate, the alligator’s bite reflex will not be triggered.

Now this man had about 4 fingers on both of his hands combined, so take from that what you will…

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That sounds like someone with personal empirical evidence

This also has the side effect of sending the targeted reptile to horny jail

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

No effect when you are in the mouth.

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

"Oy! What's the big idea, can't you see I'm enjoying my mea-dammit, fell for it again..."

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Good to know.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I reckon a .45 between the eyes would work as well.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a great way to lose an arm...

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

If it bites your arm you just bonk it with your other arm and repeat the cycle until it's tuckered out.