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Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 days ago

my flabber had never been so gasted

Added to my quirky comments list

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago

there are only two things i hate:

  1. the intolerance of other peoples' cultures
  2. the dutch
[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In fairness, I'm Welsh, and I'd reject someone from Cwmbran too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Cwmbran

Is it infamous somehow?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

C W M B R? I mean come on! Even the Welsh are like THAT NEEDS 22 OTHER LETTERS IN IT BEFORE THE ONLY VOWEL !!!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

JFYI, w is a vowel in Welsh.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Only the French (afaik, I'm not a polyglot) get it right, they call it 'double V'

[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In germany it is called W, pronounced [veː], non of that doubl bullshit, just it's own letter.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah the double bullshit ruins the alphabet. It's much better to go ... T U V VE X Y Z.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Also Spanish

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Just as in Hungarian, duplavé FTW

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

For most of the history of the Latin alphabet, there was no distinction between U and V.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

And Finnish. And probably many many more since that's what it is.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 days ago

More like Double Eww amirite?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not particularly, it's just one of those taking the piss out of the neighbours jokes. Wales is small enough that we're all close enough to be neighbours :)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Yep. According to a quick search, Massachusetts is a wee bit larger in area, but has almost exactly the same amount of coastline. Had no clue Wales was so small.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Isn't that when a whole bunch of Welsh just showed up out of nowhere 538 million years ago?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

No, they exploded, as the Welsh are wont to do.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

Do dynowelsh eat onions?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What the article left out is that it was a pet sitting deal for the host's sheep.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

Bravo, you had me for a moment there 👏

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

An Airbnb host once deposited a key at a shop that was closed on the day of my arrival. This made it impossible to access the place. All I got was a refund for that day, and had to search for an alternative myself.

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If we can’t be racist against white people, who can we be racist against?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 3 days ago

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lots of non-white Welsh people too.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Non-white Welsh people are fine, as a rule.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Unless you're a RINO, we already hate our children and I doubt every one of your children has the exact same skin color as you...

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

Almost like the letters in right wing papers pissed off at people in Stornoway speaking Gaelic on the bus.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

The (prospective) guests were visiting from Wales. The Airbnb was in Manchester.

Manchester, which is right next door to Snowdonia. Someone being a grumpy neighbor?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I tried to find the community clip of Piers' dad being racist against welsh people and failed

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 3 days ago
[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

He's not the Messiah!

Leave that Welsh tart alone.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Goldie Lookin Chain will have something to say.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Jemma Louise Gough, 38, and Jamie Lee Watkins, 37, from Cwmbran, Torfaen,

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago

One of those rare times I would side with the host (no,I haven't read the article).