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Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 36 points 17 hours ago

my flabber had never been so gasted

Added to my quirky comments list

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 35 points 19 hours ago

there are only two things i hate:

  1. the intolerance of other peoples' cultures
  2. the dutch
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 14 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

What the article left out is that it was a pet sitting deal for the host's sheep.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 13 hours ago

Bravo, you had me for a moment there 👏

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

Almost like the letters in right wing papers pissed off at people in Stornoway speaking Gaelic on the bus.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

The (prospective) guests were visiting from Wales. The Airbnb was in Manchester.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 0 points 11 hours ago

Manchester, which is right next door to Snowdonia. Someone being a grumpy neighbor?

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 12 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

If we can’t be racist against white people, who can we be racist against?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 12 hours ago

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lots of non-white Welsh people too.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 2 points 4 hours ago

Non-white Welsh people are fine, as a rule.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

Unless you're a RINO, we already hate our children and I doubt every one of your children has the exact same skin color as you...

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In fairness, I'm Welsh, and I'd reject someone from Cwmbran too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 24 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Cwmbran

Is it infamous somehow?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

C W M B R? I mean come on! Even the Welsh are like THAT NEEDS 22 OTHER LETTERS IN IT BEFORE THE ONLY VOWEL !!!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

JFYI, w is a vowel in Welsh.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 18 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Only the French (afaik, I'm not a polyglot) get it right, they call it 'double V'

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

For most of the history of the Latin alphabet, there was no distinction between U and V.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

And Finnish. And probably many many more since that's what it is.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 16 hours ago

Also Spanish

[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In germany it is called W, pronounced [veː], non of that doubl bullshit, just it's own letter.

[–] Part4@infosec.pub 2 points 4 hours ago

Yeah the double bullshit ruins the alphabet. It's much better to go ... T U V VE X Y Z.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago

Just as in Hungarian, duplavé FTW

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 21 hours ago

More like Double Eww amirite?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Not particularly, it's just one of those taking the piss out of the neighbours jokes. Wales is small enough that we're all close enough to be neighbours :)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago

Yep. According to a quick search, Massachusetts is a wee bit larger in area, but has almost exactly the same amount of coastline. Had no clue Wales was so small.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't that when a whole bunch of Welsh just showed up out of nowhere 538 million years ago?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

No, they exploded, as the Welsh are wont to do.

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 21 hours ago

Do dynowelsh eat onions?

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

An Airbnb host once deposited a key at a shop that was closed on the day of my arrival. This made it impossible to access the place. All I got was a refund for that day, and had to search for an alternative myself.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 0 points 9 hours ago

One of those rare times I would side with the host (no,I haven't read the article).

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 20 hours ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

I tried to find the community clip of Piers' dad being racist against welsh people and failed

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 21 hours ago

He's not the Messiah!

Leave that Welsh tart alone.

[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 21 hours ago

Goldie Lookin Chain will have something to say.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Jemma Louise Gough, 38, and Jamie Lee Watkins, 37, from Cwmbran, Torfaen,