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Speaking to BBC Radio Wales Breakfast, Jemma said "my flabber had never been so gasted".

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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In fairness, I'm Welsh, and I'd reject someone from Cwmbran too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Cwmbran

Is it infamous somehow?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

C W M B R? I mean come on! Even the Welsh are like THAT NEEDS 22 OTHER LETTERS IN IT BEFORE THE ONLY VOWEL !!!

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

JFYI, w is a vowel in Welsh.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Only the French (afaik, I'm not a polyglot) get it right, they call it 'double V'

[–] AlmightyDoorman@kbin.earth 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In germany it is called W, pronounced [veː], non of that doubl bullshit, just it's own letter.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

Also Spanish

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Just as in Hungarian, duplavé FTW

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

And Finnish. And probably many many more since that's what it is.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

For most of the history of the Latin alphabet, there was no distinction between U and V.

[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

More like Double Eww amirite?

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not particularly, it's just one of those taking the piss out of the neighbours jokes. Wales is small enough that we're all close enough to be neighbours :)

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yep. According to a quick search, Massachusetts is a wee bit larger in area, but has almost exactly the same amount of coastline. Had no clue Wales was so small.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't that when a whole bunch of Welsh just showed up out of nowhere 538 million years ago?

[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Do dynowelsh eat onions?

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

No, they exploded, as the Welsh are wont to do.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago

my flabber had never been so gasted

Added to my quirky comments list

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

there are only two things i hate:

  1. the intolerance of other peoples' cultures
  2. the dutch
[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

An Airbnb host once deposited a key at a shop that was closed on the day of my arrival. This made it impossible to access the place. All I got was a refund for that day, and had to search for an alternative myself.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What the article left out is that it was a pet sitting deal for the host's sheep.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Bravo, you had me for a moment there 👏

[–] captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.org 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

If we can’t be racist against white people, who can we be racist against?

[–] jwt@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

It's OK to be racist against agents if you're an Aussie.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lots of non-white Welsh people too.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Unless you're a RINO, we already hate our children and I doubt every one of your children has the exact same skin color as you...

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

Almost like the letters in right wing papers pissed off at people in Stornoway speaking Gaelic on the bus.

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine going to Cwmbran and being pissed off that there's Welsh people.

The (prospective) guests were visiting from Wales. The Airbnb was in Manchester.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Manchester, which is right next door to Snowdonia. Someone being a grumpy neighbor?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I tried to find the community clip of Piers' dad being racist against welsh people and failed

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

He's not the Messiah!

Leave that Welsh tart alone.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago
[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Goldie Lookin Chain will have something to say.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jemma Louise Gough, 38, and Jamie Lee Watkins, 37, from Cwmbran, Torfaen,

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago

One of those rare times I would side with the host (no,I haven't read the article).