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[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 132 points 1 month ago (3 children)

All these fools trying to add hydrogen to water when they should be focusing on dechlorinating table salt.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote, you scoundrel.

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[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 125 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Fun fact: There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago

I bet it's double the amount!

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Shout out to the mole people in our precious sewers.

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[–] badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world 88 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Gyroplast@pawb.social 66 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Bro, BRO! Check this out, get extra OXYGEN in H₂O₂!!1!

DOUBLE the oxygen!

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Even more oxigen and mineralization H~2~SO~4~

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

The burning means it's working, right?

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

Johnny was a real good kid,
But now he is no more.
What he thought was H~2~O
Was H~2~SO~4~.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Drink that shit like it's rocket fuel.

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[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

H3O water refers to hydronium ions, which make water more acidic. However, stable H3O water in bottled form doesn’t naturally exist—water always rebalances to H₂O. Pure H3O isn't drinkable it's too acid, It's ionized water, without any specific features. It's a publicity trick to sell it more expensive, like also this one, low in calories.

[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's why I sell exclusive Deprotonated Hydronium™. It costs even more but it's worth it, and still zero calories. It's the best way to enjoy tasty ions, for a more balanced lifestyle.

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[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dynamoMaus@feddit.org 20 points 1 month ago

What are you laughing at?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

Oh boy, I remember that! A blast from 2000!

Look at that publisher. I wonder what those guys are up to nowadays

[–] four@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Reminds me when I saw "Gluten free" on plain raw bacon packages.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I have to assume it's just made sparkling with hydrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Heard about beer being hydrogenated in Japan several years ago and it had the side effect/party trick of being able to ignite your burps so you could belch fireballs.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Dissolved hydrogen is effectively acidifying it, no? That would be chugging fizzing acid. Must've been fun.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You get carbonic acid when carbonating water and some people like that taste, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

It's crazy tho how I was thinking similarly after posting the previous comment. If cabonated water gets the bitterness from carbonic acid, what would hydrogenated or nitrogenated water taste like? I've had Guiness and Pepsi Nitro. Both are made bubbly with nitrogen. And while the beer is good, the Pepsi just tasted like normal Pepsi, but like you had left it unsealed overnight.

Never had anything that was artificially hydrogenated, though. 🤔

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You get carbonic acid when carbonating water and some people like that taste, for some reason 🤷‍♂️

I'm one of those people but I couldn't tell you why either. I just like sour, I guess.

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[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a chemistry teacher who regularly ignites Hydrogen gas, I cannot even imagine how dangerous it would be to ignite a hydrogen belch. That shit POPS.

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[–] Ooops@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Free? Radical!

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[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As long as they don’t call it “organic”, that would kill my overly literal chemistry-nerd brain.

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[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the kind of bullshit they come up with when you don't allow them to put the good stuff in it.

Radium, that was the real thing, not this shit.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd like some irradiated cocaine please.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Best we can do is the original formula Coca-cola with red wine, cocaine, and caffeine.

It’s the pause that refreshes.

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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I assume they mean H2. Y'all laugh but H2 and H2O are different things. You can have both.

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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ftbd@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

MFers went ahead and invented acids

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you know that 100% of all people who drink water die?

[–] peacepath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most drug dealer consum some on a daily basis!

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Why on earth drinking hydrogen-infused water increase athletic performance? I honestly doubt any claims made by this shit product.

Edit: I am no chemistry expert, but wouldn't most hydrogen just collect above the water surface and as soon the can is opened, it escapes. I don't know if it happens or not, if I am wrong please correct me.

[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago

Hydrogen is lighter than air, so it's like, instant weight loss! Wait until they have hydrogen infused red bull....

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Staying hydrated does increase athletic performance though

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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, they’ve done it.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Still better than oxygen-infused water

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] jaded_genie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Is that the evil twin of the oxigenated water?

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