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She still looks like a sex doll. I'm not one to shame (most) aesthetics, but "big lipped valley girl" will never command an once of respect.
... for Bezos either. They must both be such vapid pieces of shit, made obvious by this single picture, without even needing to know how utterly soulless Bezos is.
My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well
His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?
No, she's still hot
Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.
Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is
She was his helicopter pilot
I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.
You misspelled bimbo
Money ain't fixing those lips.
It was money that gave her those lips.
I think it's the bees or wasp. Maybe it's wasp.
Was going to ask what's happened to her face
Addiction and severe body dysmorphia.
Bet Bezo's ex-wife thanks Gawd every day that she dodged whatever the hell that midlife crisis is.
Nah this image is way prettier than the Sanchez goblin.
Fuck me she's ugly. How much work can a person get done before they are more plastic than human
It's called "buchona". She isn't trying to be pretty, she's trying to get you to notice she has more money than you.
That's a brand new word for me! Fascinating. And gross. And fascinating. And gross.
Remember the smoke show he lost by being a fuckwad.
He really traded down.
MacKenzie strikes me as a very intelligent woman. I think at the stage of wealth Jeff is at, he doesn't want intelligent in his life
Well being rich does seem strongly correlated with stupidity nowadays. I can't imagine ever not wanting my partner to be intelligent like especially when you're in a wealth level that is unrelatable to most. But I also can't imagine being so wealthy and doing so little good with it and actively making the world worse. Of course this means I'll never be that rich.
Is the answer lips that work as a floatation device in case his mega-yacht sinks?
I'll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I'm sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.
Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don't show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you'd expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.
That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some
Geez she gross
They both look like lizard people.
Poor Eugene didn't deserve to be dragged into this. Leave Mr Krabs alone!
Where does the meat in those patties come from? Release the recipe files!
She's scary lookin.
I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship's are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how's the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?
Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like "owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people" rich. Like "I have an entourage but I pay them to be here" rich.
I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. "Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit." Kind of talks. I asked her about how she's feeling, and she'd also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she's feeling at the moment.
The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.
He doesn't talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn't even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.
Money money moneeeeey
