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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll always commend Bezos for having an age-appropriate partner. I'm sure he has a harem of minors in a dungeon somewhere but hey, at least he pretends.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly he might not. Men in his community of ultra wealth don't show off their age appropriate wives. She looks exactly like you'd expect the trophy wife of a billionaire who is just attracted to his own age to look like.

That said, he is fucking all the children by leaving them a burning polluted world so you win some you lose some