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She still looks like a sex doll. I'm not one to shame (most) aesthetics, but "big lipped valley girl" will never command an once of respect.
... for Bezos either. They must both be such vapid pieces of shit, made obvious by this single picture, without even needing to know how utterly soulless Bezos is.
I think she looked way better before.
You must be in to humans
I can't stand the shiny, bubble lip, bulgy cheeks look.
Ew
I'm not here to judge beauty choices, but those pictures are nearly 20 years apart. Has the filler aged well? No. But tbh few people look as good as they did 20 years ago
That's not natural aging, champ.
Personal trainer, nurtitionist, private doctors, plastic surgeon, high tech home gym, the finest food and drinks you can imagine and all the time in the world. With money and free time most people would look much better after 20 years, vs people who work all day and struggle to stay healthy, so its not really a personal achievement IMO.
Eh, yes and no. It's sort of like athletics. Whether or not you'll be better in 20 years depends a lot on where you start. Like, if you are a D1 football player in college ready to be drafted in the NFL, you will not be a more athletic football player in 20 years, no matter what you do. But if you are an average lemming in college (obese, fingers covered in cheeto dust, only exercise is masturbation), then you can 100% get better and better every year.
Similarly, if you're a slim, athletic Miami club thottie at 22, it'll be hard to beat that at 42. But again, if you're the average lemming...
You misunderstood me. Billionaires with all above advantages will age and look much better than an average person.
Also your average lemming vision is just childish.
You're more of a child than me if you don't get the joke, lol
Whose choice?
My question is still like, out of all the supermodels and only fans and whatever you picked her? Oh well
His ex-wife was incredibly hot. Maybe when you get the best for so long you take a chance on trailer trash?
No, she's still hot
Sorry if that came out wrong, but yes, I agree.
Nah, I purposefully misconstrued your words just so I could go on about how hot she is
Sometimes you need a little McDonald's to remind yourself of how good you have it.
She was his helicopter pilot
if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life…
I feel 0 guilt about making fun of people for paying outrageous amounts of money to look like cheap sex dolls. Conscious decisions do not get the same protection as the things you were just born with.
You misspelled bimbo
Don't make fun, her face caught on fire and they put it out with a baseball bat.