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I have always wondered what ultra rich relationship's are like. Do they talk deeply to each other or is it all small talk like how's the weather? Do they just schedule their bang time? Do they have family fights during Thanksgiving?
Not ultrarich, but I worked with millionaire rich like "owns three summer homes and a boat that fits 50 people" rich. Like "I have an entourage but I pay them to be here" rich.
I went to one during a holiday party. Everything around his life seemed to revolve growing his empire. Even when he and his wife talked, and it was like status updates. "Honey, I got the New York Council to agree with the direction of the non-profit." Kind of talks. I asked her about how she's feeling, and she'd also go into sharing her achievements, rather than how she's feeling at the moment.
The guy was planning Christmas and New Years in Italy. Not for the beauty, because there were some business meetings he was setting up.
He doesn't talk about his ex wife and former family and kids. Didn't even have photos of them, and only knew about that tea from his secretary.
If some is that type of person, I guess you be you. It sounds so lonely I couldn't imagin having sex like its just some task you do.