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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by CDommunist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE CARS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF TIRE MICROPLASTICS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE OCEAN.

IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LIFTED PICK UP TRUCKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.

FOR HENRY FORD.

HATE.

HATE.

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[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why is the USA converging upon a real live test of the Mad Max movies? I've seen people daily driving Ford F650s. I've seen jacked up trucks with ramming prows at chest height for maximum pedestrian harm. I've seen people armoring up Escalades that they drive to get milk from the store.

WTF is wrong with you people?

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it's going to be mad max without the leather twinks, I hate it here. Just chuds in big stupid trucks killing people for guzzoline

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Mad Max is just a very red guy yelling into his phone inside his truck

[–] InappropriateEmote@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago

I share your seething hatred. These grotesque death machines epitomize the way the absolute worst kind of chud loves to celebrate their smug disdain for the rest of humanity and demonstrate to the world their gOd-GiVeN rIgHt to revel in unnecessary, exorbitant waste, and to scream "fuck you" to the woke, to the commie pinkos, and to anyone who would dare to "tell them what they can or can't do," and again, to humanity itself.

It is a physical manifestation of the "I got mine, so fuck you" sentiment, a rolling billboard advertising their entitlement and gluttonous indulgence, rubbing it in your face that they're laughing at your disgust. They love flaunting that they are in possession of and in control of this deadly abomination, this moving monument to environmental destruction. Driving this fascistic behemoths down the road, they're not only not ashamed but gleefully boasting how destructive and cruel their fossil-fuel-guzzling, climate-change-accelerating monstrosity is that can just as easily murder a crowd of protestors (intentionally) as it can a toddler (unintentionally - probably).

I want to drag these smug pieces of filth out of their giant, obnoxious, carbon-monoxide-and-privilege-stinking vanity wagons and... fedposting illegal-to-say

[–] Moonworm@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

This is big truck equivalent of bimbofication.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Chuds getting a CDL for their daily driver.

Edit: of course they're in FL. They also have a builder on their site:

A 6x6 in "Fallout Green" and "Decay Gray" with 40 inch copper wheels, pitch black fenders, and a light bar. Whether it's a quick trip to Publix, or just a daily commute around Miami, this stunning behemoth could be yours for a very reasonable $295,000.

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

there would legit be less of these shit ass loser trucks on the road if they actually required a CDL to operate

Most Chuds wouldn't last a second reading just the fundamentals section of the commercial vehicle handbook let alone read an actual book.

Getting a mortgage for my new jeep/hummer/dualie/cybertruck abomination, pug-esque chimera truck so i can cosplay as the ninja turtles on my way to the piggly wiggly

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

Mediocre older white guy here: you're literally attacking my entire personality.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

It's an Apocalypse Warlord (lol) 6x6 and it can be yours for just $250,000. What they do is take a run of the mill Ram TRX which is already an expensive truck at $95,000 and lengthen it to add two wheels and flip the RAM badge backwards so it says WAR cringe

The existence of this vehicle is proof that we are at peak fragility of masculinity.

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Gender affirming truck

(me looking at a Ural 4320 imagining a life as a semi-urban nomad)

[–] fanbois@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago

Warhammer40k-ass name. And like 40k it looks like someone made an obvious satirical exaggeration that is meant to make you recoil and then some asshole came and said "that's actually good and cool and represents my personality".

And then they park at 3 parking spots simultaneously in front of an McDonald's in an desolate American suburb to get the new BaconChokerSupreme and they feel absolutely nothing. An empty void where the human soul should be.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can’t these dipshits get into bodybuilding like normal people if they want to feel more manly?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

That takes actual effort tho

[–] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

so-far

Peak masculine fragility so far

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

~~95% sure its AI~~

Wrong its from Truck Dynasty. The Warlord Apocalypse 6x6. What fresh hell has the discovery channel been doing?

[–] falgscode@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Aesthetic roll cage for added style.

lol. lmao even.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

If you look at the interior its so clearly a luxury vehicle but the luxury is appearing as having the worlds smallest penis.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

taking the WAR machine to pick up my curbside grocery order at walmart

that car in the photo will never touch a bit of dirt

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago

We need to bring back the Holy Roman Empire. Only then will society begin to appreciate the fact that great things come in small packages.

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That looks like an unused Rock n' Roll Racing vehicle lmao

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

You could sneak a wheel or two off of that thing and it probably wouldn't make enough of a difference to be noticed.