LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE CARS SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF TIRE MICROPLASTICS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE OCEAN.
IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR LIFTED PICK UP TRUCKS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT.
FOR HENRY FORD.
HATE.
HATE.
It's an Apocalypse Warlord (lol) 6x6 and it can be yours for just $250,000. What they do is take a run of the mill Ram TRX which is already an expensive truck at $95,000 and lengthen it to add two wheels and flip the RAM badge backwards so it says WAR
The existence of this vehicle is proof that we are at peak fragility of masculinity.
Gender affirming truck
(me looking at a Ural 4320 imagining a life as a semi-urban nomad)
Warhammer40k-ass name. And like 40k it looks like someone made an obvious satirical exaggeration that is meant to make you recoil and then some asshole came and said "that's actually good and cool and represents my personality".
And then they park at 3 parking spots simultaneously in front of an McDonald's in an desolate American suburb to get the new BaconChokerSupreme and they feel absolutely nothing. An empty void where the human soul should be.
Can’t these dipshits get into bodybuilding like normal people if they want to feel more manly?
That takes actual effort tho
Peak masculine fragility so far