make too big of a tub of hummus to eat in one sitting

Make a bigger batch of hummus

Make several tubs and put most in the fridge/freezer.

I will eat it before you have time to react

Making homemade hummus is anti-zionist praxis.

physically impossible

Use it as a topping for toast. Then I get too lazy to toast more bread and put it away

but that's when it's tastiest!

many small tubs

If you eat it all it's okay to double dip the whole time

Gang I have something to confess

The last few times I have had hummus it made my tummy really upset

I'm really afraid for my future of eating hummus

I don't get it, I can eat chickpeas just fine

Make more hummus

Why would I not eat an entire tub of hummus, this seems like a non issue.

You're asking for the impossible. There is no such willpower in the universe that can achieve such lofty goals.

Eat slightly slower by savoring the hummus

I no longer make homemade hummus when I'm not immediately bringing it to some party where it will be gone in 0.2 seconds. It's kept me in shape.

It's kinda tough but you just have to make shittier hummus after a certain point.

I eat it with my chamas tacos

Make sure you dont leave it out for too long else you would need to condemn hummus

print this out and tape it to the lid

You have to pregame your hummus by eating while you're making it

Turn it into felafel, you'll at least have lasted as long as it takes to cook the felafel. Endurance is built in small steps.