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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But he did that undercover thing in a bar, just like James Bond would!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I did not need another reason to hate Andy Dick, but I sincerely appreciate the contribution to it. Phil Hartman was gone too soon. John Lovitz was a hero for slamming Andy Dick's head into a bar.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, was never a fan. Don't ask me why that SA stuck in my head, but every time I see the name Andy Dick, I think about it.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Troy00@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOL, just thinking about is too funny,

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Except this is fhe one role Jack plays calm and serious, which is totally off putting.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I'd watch that though.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

sun-dried Tobey Maguire

(just a joke i like him more than Tobey)

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 73 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Michael Cera. He does a good job, but the whole time you're waiting for him to do his "awkward teenager" character.

They should do something like "Young Indiana Jones" but for Bond. He's an awkward teen with none of his later suave and self assured mannerisms. Michael Cera would knock that out of the park.

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[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

He's the most awful anything to anything though. It's cheating.

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[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My pick for the new James Bond

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I thought of another one:

Melissa McCarthy and Amy Schumer are...Jane Bond(s)

(Because they rebooted it, and now there are two of them, but they're ladies with vaginas. But they totally still fart and stuff, too!)

[–] Kraiden@kbin.earth 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Melissa McCarthy has already kinda done that

Spy (2015)

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[–] Snailpope@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

I legit had to check if there was a "wrong answers only" modifier.

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[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You win 🤢

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[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Larry David.

Imagine him losing his shit over the smallest incovenience and start cursing all over the bond girl

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You had to pick the worst, not the best!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Johnny English is pretty decent.

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

James Corden

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost that Donald Trump was also an actor.

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[–] user6527@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly he is dead but, Gilbert Godfrey would be perfect.

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[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Donald J. Trump. Imagine that masterpiece.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Roger Moore

FUCK YOU I WON'T TAKE IT BACK

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 15 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Would have said Danny DeVito, but we all know he would be the perfect James Bond.

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[–] Nebula@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

Tommy Wiseau (the "oh hi mark" guy)

[–] hungrythirstyhorny@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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