We donβt know their relationship, could be something theyβd already agreed upon; you know the old βColdplay, Hotwifeβ situation.
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"we caught your partner with a lover at a Coldplay concert"
Partner: "what, after so many years of marriage they go to a Coldplay concert!??"
I got a buddy that is in an open marriage, his wife fucks other dudes on the regular and so does he.
I find it interesting that he gets to fuck other dudes on the regular, to be honest.
While he's always been Bi.
My "gorlfriend" is married too. I sometimes play dnd with her husband
Very slaneeshi
Honestly if my wife asked me to go to a Coldplay concert I'd tell her to take some other man, too
It's okay that you fuck your boss, we have an agreement. But Coldplay? Really??
Nah, based on their reaction they knew they got caught doing something they shouldn't.
If I got caught on camera with someone other than my wife or girlfriend, I wouldn't be concerned because we have that kind of relationship. These two fucking melted when the least bit of heat came their way.
Men do not have struggles! Just do the bootstraps and the bottling ~~of windows api calls into linux/posix calls~~!!!
EpsteinThe Internet is paying no attention to Epstein?
Not enough! Epstein didn't kill himself, and Trump rapes children. Never forget.
Have you heard the phrase "preaching to the choir"?
The point is to keep the conversation going, I would imagine.
The choir always needs practice
And don't forget about their children.
nah nah na na... Your dad likes Coldplay! Nah na na nah!
No need to worry for him. Just cheat on one or two other women and he has perfect chances to become president
Hold up, isn't being a kiddie fiddling, wife beating, convicted rapist also part of the job description nowadays?
i think they were separated
THEY WERE ON A BREAK!
They were embracing, and separated themselves after the camera spotted them.
out of the loop. which astronomer are we talking about? neil degrassse tyson?
In case you're not just messin' around: know your meme link
wtf there is a company called "astronomer"?
Apparently! I'd never heard of it either, and I'm pretty sure it's primarily known for this meme now. Seems like a dumb name for a company, and it's making for some pretty confusing headlines in this case. I wouldn't be surprised if they change the company name in an attempt to remove the stain.
Rename it to Warmplay
I'm thinking he is about to make bank in the divorce. Assuming he doesn't already make bank, his prospects likely just improved. That said, when you marry someone who is a C suite type personality, you are usually the type to "hold on loosly". Cause ambition is strong in such people.