It is currently 32 degrees Celsius inside my apartment

Feeling quite today.

Was pointing out some flowers to my niece and I'm like 'that's a wattle' and she was like 'waddle like a penguin?'. Eh, close enough

"Fighting Uruk-Hai" implies the existence of other forms of non-fighting uruk-hai

I've gone this long pretending to know what a hot couch guy is but I guess I have to learn since I've seen it 3 times just today

When you think about it wokeness is kind of a religion, so I'm demanding religious protection and the same preferential treatment Christians get.

If I was at the helm this site would be seven years old by now, maybe more

Insane that theres no German/Ottoman perspective campaign on Battlefield 1 yet theres a fucking Wermacht campaign on the "woke" Battlefield 5 one.

I've noticed that beans don't actually make me fart that much

That's it, I'm just gonna be an old pervert

me (age thirty)

If you think about artificial intelligence enough, you’ll quickly realize how “artificial” just means stolen lmao how foolish of me to assume a journalist somewhere would bring this up though

Tech oligarchs literally just dumped all the data on the internet into their models for fucking free. Idk why I’m surprised, of course that shit was going to happen under capitalism

I’m sure Marx mentioned something about it, but from my pov, the us empire and economy aren’t “dying” but moreso “retiring”.

The American capitalist has a clear aversion to hiring anyone at all, they don’t want to invest even a penny into expanding their businesses. You can’t get hired because employers are more hire-shy than ever, all the assets are being sold off despite its clear benefit to the economy because the ruling class somehow doesn’t even think it needs its capital anymore.

There’s record high demand for everything, and the ruling class is too weak-willed to roll up its sleeve and quintuple the size of their businesses, hire a boatload of people and easily make a killing by catering to this infinite market demand. Instead they’re all asleep at the wheel.

Fallout cult of white people that worships Yakub and praise him as their creator.

FUCK IT! I can't work seven days a week, so im taking today off.

Been around for five years what the fuck is up Dennys

I've spent the past 2 decades of my life trying to emulate the lifestyle of an Epic Gentlesir and I have yet to achieve my ultimate dream: Winning the internet for the day

Mega mega mega THREAD

woke up with 4 mosquito bites on the same spot on my leg

I'd like to know what sort of dark soul is out there downvoting fish

Outlook no so good??

This fucking magical 8-ball is a god damn google shill!

Summer is only cool if you have friends or money. If you have neither, summer is a nightmarish hellscape

Trump watching Satanyahu and realizing, "oh, you can just do it. Be evil openly and kill innocents by the thousands. When you're a president, the let you do it. You can do anything."

Gaza is the model.

Cop City is the homework.

It's coming.

ay mates lelkins here. happy day of bear exist or happy cake time day or happy fuck shit balls ass fuck piss beanhole or FUCK THIS HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HEXBEAR YOU GUYS ACTUALLY LIKE ME A LOT AND I AM SURPRISED

the thread closed maybe because i showed up so i will go i do not want this to close either. i think i am an anomaly or a scoop breach container or whatever

i wanna play project zomboid but i am too busy getting character customization mods to add more hair and shit, the masculine need to look pretty or cool in a video game

also about the job hunting thing, tomorrow i'll have an interview. it's just that the idea of jobhunting drained me so much i feel like kris deltarune with their lack of control over life itself. i keep getting called over while i do stuff i enjoy, i feel watched, i feel uneasy, all the time, every the time

my family members constantly go "SEARCH FOR JOB" "SEARCH FOR JOB" "ALL THE TIME DO IT" and i am TIRED I DON'T WANNA DO IT ANYMORE

No, I'm not browsing hexbear when I should be working, definitely not

THEY SAID WE’D NEVER MAKE IT BUT WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY NOW

HAPPY HEXDAY COMRADES

Just found out Ozzy Osborne died. Im actually really fucking bummed.

My back still hurts

What if Stephen King said the Epstein list wasn't real as a ploy to keep Trump's supporters (who hate him) to keep asking for its release, and it has backfired spectacularly?

Very important:

5 years gone by already

Not bad