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[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ecoli has a right to that territory, it has a right to defend itself.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

This land was promised to ecoli thousands of years ago

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is to fuck with his trial, right?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Probably, though I have to imagine he could probably just refuse to go and they'd just shrug their shoulders and be like "I guess that's fine"

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

Last time I got food poisoning, I was thinking "I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies."

Now, I stand corrected on that.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

Comrade Salmonella, take my power! spirit-bomb

[–] goose@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

noooo bibi don't shit yourself to death ohhhh noooo

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

Give him the bolso-pain meow-knife-trans

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter, you say?

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu? jesse-wtf that would be the Ricin I gave you

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

timmy-pray oh please let netanSShartu shart himself to death

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Netanyahu was fitted with a pacemaker in 2023 and last December he had his prostate removed after he was diagnosed with a urinary tract infection.

mfer is doing ethnic cleansing on his own organs, genocide truly is his calling

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago
[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It would’ve been so funny if Benny boy shit himself to death

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

He doesn't actually have it, but he managed to get his corruption trial moved for the 7th time.

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Food-based Pathogens: Sorry, but the genocide WILL stop!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

"Suffers" food poisoning? Pal I'm having a great time here

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

chanting Poop your pants! Poop your pants! meow-bounce

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 9 months ago

Salmonella is Hamas

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 9 months ago

Are they sure it was from food?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Wouldn't it be poetic if he was taken out with Polonium like he took out Arafat?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago
[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Can he just die? There are days when life's tantalizing but only one day when he's dying

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh for fucks sake can't we get some actual good news like the dollar has collapsed entirely the Zionist state attempted to launch the Sampson option but were defeated from attacking [checks notes] Europe with their nuclear missiles by sheer incompetence and have instead imploded but somehow the Palestinian people forgive the isntrealies their sins and say let's just live together in peace even tho low key y'all are assholes

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

infinite Leongatha beef wellingtons on the zionist entity

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Im sorry for the food no one or anything should be eaten by that demon

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sometimes I like diarrhea.

I hope he grows taste buds in his asshole.

[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

🙏 wish for the worst bro

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By any chance, has he eaten fugu lately?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

It's called that because it will fug u up

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Bibi tontine where

[–] 1P1P1D@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

In the words of an ancient albino black sheep video:

"Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca pee pee, Doo doo caca doo doo caca doo doo caca poo poo" (don't look it up its racist AF, you were warned)

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 9 months ago

Hold on did he eat the one for putin?... Checking. No, all good. putins is not in yet.