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[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Having a performative favorite fruit is like having a Axolotl fursona

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 days ago

They ain't stutter

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So, what makes it performative seems to be lower accessibility to the North American Cracker. (H. sapiens genocidus)

A fruit can only become non-performative if you do a coup in Latin America to ensure the flow of treats.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A fruit is neither inherently performance or pure of heart

It is the fruit eater that determines the pureness

You are a very performance person, and it taints all you do, including eating fruit

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

All the world's a stage and all the posters merely performers,

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

All apples are now performance

[–] omegathrowaway@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My favourite fruit is pears. Soft pears.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Pure of heart

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

ITT people messing up my idea of what my favourite fruit is. I don't think I have one any more tbh

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

This means your previous favorite fruit was performance

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love bananas and navel oranges. I like that they're sweet, mushy, and don't have anything on the inside I'm not supposed to eat

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Pure of heart

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Potatoes are the most performance food grown from the ground

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smh potato’s are tubers not fruits

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They are round, tasty parts of a plant, that's a fruit if I've ever seen one

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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Pure of heart

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

stop it pineapples are lit

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[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago
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