Having a performative favorite fruit is like having a Axolotl fursona
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So, what makes it performative seems to be lower accessibility to the North American Cracker. (H. sapiens genocidus)
A fruit can only become non-performative if you do a coup in Latin America to ensure the flow of treats.
A fruit is neither inherently performance or pure of heart
It is the fruit eater that determines the pureness
You are a very performance person, and it taints all you do, including eating fruit
All the world's a stage and all the posters merely performers,
All apples are now performance
My favourite fruit is pears. Soft pears.
Pure of heart
ITT people messing up my idea of what my favourite fruit is. I don't think I have one any more tbh
This means your previous favorite fruit was performance
I love bananas and navel oranges. I like that they're sweet, mushy, and don't have anything on the inside I'm not supposed to eat
Pure of heart
I'm so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?
Potatoes are the most performance food grown from the ground
Smh potato’s are tubers not fruits
They are round, tasty parts of a plant, that's a fruit if I've ever seen one
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