chapotraphouse

I'm so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?

My favorite fruit is banana but I guess I'm a melon? idk

Apples are my favourite due to consistency and availability. Other fruits are either hit-or-miss, hard to gauge ripeness, unavailable, or expensive. Sure other fruits might taste better but when I grab an apple I know what I'm getting

Damn

Pineapple but I don’t know what that says about my true spirit.

I really like pears, they're probably less consistent than apples in terms of taste/texture but I don't think I've ever had a pear that I disliked (unless it was badly damaged or old of course). Passion fruit is great in juice/tea (I drank so much passion fruit green tea in Taiwan you have no idea) but I don't necessarily like it as a standalone fruit.

Hot take: Most fresh fruit is really good so people's favorite is almost always performative. Like you know the strawberry is only there cause it's hello kitty core. For me it's blackberries but that's probably because I could find them wild where I lived so they have a nostalgia buff

What the fuck is a performative fruit preference? Is this an allistic problem I’m too autistic to understand?

There is no fruit tastier than a Georgia peach at the peak of ripeness. And that is objective fact. However, I would not rank peaches as the best fruit because they aren't that good outside of that 2 week window during summer.

I like blackberries

Having a performative favorite fruit is like having a Axolotl fursona

Passion Fruit really is my favorite

Such a wonderful flavor, good for drinks and desserts

Even have passion fruit balsamic vinegar that goes really well in a vinaigrette

So, what makes it performative seems to be lower accessibility to the North American Cracker. (H. sapiens genocidus)

A fruit can only become non-performative if you do a coup in Latin America to ensure the flow of treats.

Cherimoya gang represent

All about that kiwifruit tbh

mine is strawberries

Call me basic if you want but apple crunch good

Nice try feds, I won't tell you my favorite fuit

dragon fruit is actually great though; you just gotta get the red variant instead of the white one

My partner is big on stone fruit - cherries, peaches, nectarines. I've been into grapes lately. Little known fact, but the best fruit is actually fruit salad

I love blackberries. In Portuguese they're called amoras and I like that it's close to amor(love)

My favourite fruit is pears. Soft pears.

It depends on the season 😏

ITT people messing up my idea of what my favourite fruit is. I don't think I have one any more tbh

Really? Nobody saying watermelon???

i had a really good mango recently but usually I say I go for papaya. love pineapple too. and a good apple.