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Can easily do this around the Arc of Triumph
Mr bean, is that you?
do germans move their cars like the flintstones or how do they manage to have fuel/battery for 74hrs?
American here, I have no problem with them. There was a roundabout nearby in my city. When they unleashed it, the first driver brave enough to traverse it swerved off the road and died on the spot. It caused such a scene that the next 3 cars watching entered the wrong way and started to pile up. More cars piled up over the coming weeks, it couldn't be taped off because the city service workers were unfortunately not Europeans and also could not traverse the labyrinth, they too piled up and died of starvation. Eventually it collapsed into a singularity under its growing weight (Americans are fat, so it was over the Chandresekar limit), cars add into the eternal swirl each day and emanate slowly as Hawking radiation. It's quite beautiful to see.
for a country who's core values is Car, they suck at driving
Our core value is taking necessary services and pricing them like a luxury.
Spread everything out really far, get rid of public transit, and, since everybody still needs a license to drive your expensive cars, make the driving test super easy to pass so almost everybody can drive. Boom, 1.2 passengers per car and nobody can actually drive them well.
Yep. This person gets it. The auto and gasoline industry basically ruined the environment and our culture so a few select people can make a few $$$.
you don't have to be smart to drive, we made sure of that.
Muh freedum to die in a raging, alcohol sparked ball of fire, metal, bone, and blood.
Our core value isn't Car, it's "individual freedom, especially at the cost or inconvenience of others". It just so happens that Car aligns pretty well with that
So interesting to me that Americans think being dependent on a car is "freedom". Individual freedom should be the freedom to get to where you need to go with viable options to walk, bike, train, bus, tram, or drive.
We rarely have other viable options. Long before most of us were born, the U.S. built an infrastructure centered around cars, sidelining other forms of transportation.
In America, owning a car is often the key to freedom of movement. So it's no surprise people equate cars with freedom. Getting people to see how car dependency actually limits our freedom is like trying to wake someone from the Matrix.
Yeah, you can’t drive like a dangerous asshole on your way to park your full size truck based SUV across two handicap spots if you don’t have a car in the first place!
I've never seen this copypasta and I love it.
This was brilliant.
As an American, I can ride my mobility scooter for 74 hours and still be in Walmart. Comprend that.
Do they have pit stops to recharge the batteries at Walmart? I would imagine there is also a burrito stand nearby
They're not called burritos any more. They're called Americas.
If you imply different you'll get deported.
America's been adopting roundabouts in the last decade.
Yeah, I have a few in my Pennsyltucky town and over the years people have even learned not to stop at the yield signs!
Don't even have any nice landmarks on the drive, like Big Ben.
I navigate by Walmarts
Parliament.
big ben, parliament!
You guys are gonna love canberra
If you overshoot your destination, do you have to drive another 74 hours to get back to it?
If you turn around (going against the circle), does it go up in time?
Why did it stop at 74? Why not infinity or 99? I can plot 79 hours from Key West Florida to Anchorage Alaska
What a neat bug.
You can fit 74 Germanys inside a Texas roundabout. The European mind cannot comprehend this.
That says more about the fat-ass Texans than the Germans
You can fit 74 texases inside an Australian cattle station. They're hilariously angry about it.
I think those are called beltways
American here, kills me every time it’s not that difficult!
German who lives in USA, they have them here too. Sometimes more. The town I live in has 3 in succession
We have one of these in rural middle of bum fucked and nowhere America.