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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

At this point thats just a cake. But, if you call it a colossal cupcake you can then charge 10 times the amount.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Ahhh, and here I thought the dumb name was just to make people feel better about eating an entire cake in one sitting. But you have an even better point

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

but, cake is meant to be shared,

who cares if a cake has 10000 calories.

that's like saying supermarket has millions of calories in their shelves so they are unhealthy

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Was there any damage to the supermarkets? It's a pretty big cupcake, i guess, just doesn't seem like that bag a deal?

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a "at what point does a knife become a sword" type of thing isn't it?

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's already a modification to the word to describe something smaller (a cake baked in a cup), so going back the other way seems like a redundancy.

Like a giant pygmy hippo.

With your knife/sword example, maybe the best analogy is describing the shortest longsword.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I have a 14" carving knife which is considered a sword in some parts of Europe.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The smallest messer before it becomes a regular knife

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[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Now I want more examples of a group sized thing adapted to be personal sized then reinterpreted to be group sized again.

I'm coming up blank, but I guess a similar concept would be post-it note easel pads.

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? You don’t want to finish your party sized pizza bites?

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think OP meant actual existing examples, not hypotheticals

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Have you ever seen a calzone?

[–] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How rude! Now I’m not going to let you have a dip in my family sized kiddy pool.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago
[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

I got one! Party bicycles!

wagon (multi person) --> bicycle (single person) --> party bike (multi person)

https://www.scottsdalepinkpedaltours.com/

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Yeah something like a Panettone Abomination.

(I love real Panettone though)

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

An unfrosted Double Dutch, at that.

That is an offense in itself. You're making it that large, toss on the fudge or Dutch chocolate icing with it.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, if it was cooked in a cup mold then it is a cup cake no matter the size

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

got it, cake with paper on it

basically, yeah

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Enjoyed with a double demitasse coffee with 2 half teaspoons of sugar and chilled steamed beef milk.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

You can't have coffee AND Bovril.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 week ago
[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At that point, isn’t it just a cake wrapped in paper? I don’t think anyone would look at a salad bowl and think, “that is a cup.”

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

No, they'd say "that's a colossal cup."

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats past the cup size. It's just a cake

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 6 days ago

It in a cup tho

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Capitalists now: "Here is your 26 megajoule cupcake!"

Capitalists a year later: "Here is your insulin subscription, only $299/month!"

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You looking to pump those numbers up to levels?

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

A second cupcake has hit the supermarkets

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

100% that kid won't even finish the layer of oreos (?) on the top. What a fucking disgusting use of what I'm going to apprehensively title 'food'.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did they choose the dried bird poop topping tho?

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Servings per container: 1

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

Three days' calories for the price of one cupcake?!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Give it 5 years. Becomes American "child size" cupcake.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Zomg, someone cupped the (normal) cake!

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Looks like a hard duke rolled in sand.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Finally a panettone replacement

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